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thisavrou_log2016-06-01 12:20 am
Entry tags:
- *intro log,
- agents of shield: daisy johnson,
- all about j: j,
- danger days killjoys: the girl,
- dragon age: dorian pavus,
- frozen: elsa,
- mass effect: clone shepard,
- mass effect: commander shepard,
- mass effect: nihlus kryik,
- mcu: james buchanan barnes,
- mcu: natasha romanoff,
- mcu: tony stark,
- mcu: wanda maximoff,
- metal gear: kazuhira miller,
- metal gear: liquid snake,
- metal gear: solid snake,
- mushishi: ginko,
- original character: adrien arbuckal,
- persona 4: yu narukami,
- red vs blue: agent texas,
- star wars: rey,
- the walking dead: carl grimes (crau),
- tron: rinzler (crau),
- uncharted: chloe frazer,
- uncharted: elena fisher,
- uncharted: nathan drake,
- undertale: frisk,
- undertale: mettaton,
- x-men movies: charles xavier,
- x-men movies: peter maximoff
( june intro log )
Who: Everyone
When: June 1st and on
Where: The Moira + Collectives ASH3 - BF3 - CLF5
What: The crew finds themselves visiting the vacation spot of the Collective.
Warnings: None for now. Please label your content!
When: June 1st and on
Where: The Moira + Collectives ASH3 - BF3 - CLF5
What: The crew finds themselves visiting the vacation spot of the Collective.
Warnings: None for now. Please label your content!
I N T R O L O G |
"Each of us needs to withdraw from the cares which will not withdraw from us."
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should've brought a life vest along gdi
There might even be a bit of sparkling.
The moments lasts for all of a second before he pulls up short, casting the sea stretched out before them an almost resentful look.]
Well, [he grumbles, testing the stretch of said bikini briefs with his thumb once he stopped squaring up against the water.] It's riding up my butt a little, but nothing too awful.
ANCHORS AWAY 8)
damn.
Sure, she'd already seen it all in decontamination after D.E.L., but here, with better lighting, and something to the imagination... with the red bikini briefs, it was like something out of Baywatch 2175.
Could she convince him to run in slow motion towards the ocean?
Shaking the ridiculous idea out of her head, she smiles at Nihlus, and gestures him to follow her, chatting conversationally as they walk.] Do Turians get wedgies?
nnnnooooooo
Oh, yes. We also tend to shred ill fitting clothes on the edges of our plates, so this thing probably won't last more than a couple of wears.
[This is why the lingerie market never really took off with Turians.]
... So, remind me again why I'm about to relive my water survival training courses today?
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We all got bathing suits in the mail, Nihlus. Seems a shame to waste what we're blessed with.
[beat;]
...Aaand I might just really want to see a Turian swim.
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Honestly though, he's not sure what he was expecting.]
There are vids you know. There are vids of turians swimming. I might even have one on me if you've never seen any on the extranet. I can just stay on the nice, dry beach and enjoy the sun instead like any reasonable Turian.
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Uh-uh. They probably edit them. Special effects are amazing these days, Nihlus — weren't you paying attention to Blasto?
[Giving Nihlus a satisfying little smak on the back of his carapace, she almost breaks into a grin.]
Get in there, and show me the true power of a seasoned Turian Spectre!
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The SMACK is actually hard enough to make Nihlus jump. He gives Shepard a baleful look. Spirits, but this woman had a heavy hand!
Then he gives the water a baleful look too for a good measure. There's a moment where he debates about how dignified it would be to kick up a fuff about not going swimming before promptly remembering he was Merc trash an never had any dignity anyways.]
The true power of a seasoned Turian Spectre is their networking skills.
[There, mentorly wisdom. Nihlus makes a very rude gesture with his mandibles and makes to take off and go grab something ridiculously frilly and alcoholic to drink.]
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Oh no, you're not getting out of this that easily.
[She swings around to consider a move — and spots the perfect partner in crime. In rapid succession, she executes a series of Systems Alliance hand signals ("Turian", "enemy", "move forward", "water"), followed by the sign for "move out". To Nihlus' escaping back, she blithely notes:]
Well, you had your chance.
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[Shepard-sanctioned revenge on the man who's been stalking her with full knowledge that she's a clone is the most fun she's had since shooting husks on Despoina. For the first time, she gives Shepard a genuine smile.
[And with that, she's on her way.]
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The sight of the clone coming at him nearly makes him jump out his carapace. His brain screams threat and it's only a split second suppression of his reflexes that stops him from lashing out with his claws.
Unfortunately, that means he's sent stumbling and flailing into hip-deep waters with an ungodly squawk before tripping and abruptly disappearing under the waves. Nihlus gets his feet under him and breaks the surface a second later, coughing and spluttering.
It's salty, Goddess, why is it so salty, ew, ew, gross.]
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Standing calf-deep in the water, she gives Nihlus a warm smile, and reaches out towards him, offering her hand to pull him out. No point in dragging it on.]
Alright, I've had my fun. Let's grab those drinks.
[Continued here!]