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Entry tags:
- *intro log,
- agents of shield: daisy johnson,
- all about j: j,
- danger days killjoys: the girl,
- dragon age: dorian pavus,
- frozen: elsa,
- mass effect: clone shepard,
- mass effect: commander shepard,
- mass effect: nihlus kryik,
- mcu: james buchanan barnes,
- mcu: natasha romanoff,
- mcu: tony stark,
- mcu: wanda maximoff,
- metal gear: kazuhira miller,
- metal gear: liquid snake,
- metal gear: solid snake,
- mushishi: ginko,
- original character: adrien arbuckal,
- persona 4: yu narukami,
- red vs blue: agent texas,
- star wars: rey,
- the walking dead: carl grimes (crau),
- tron: rinzler (crau),
- uncharted: chloe frazer,
- uncharted: elena fisher,
- uncharted: nathan drake,
- undertale: frisk,
- undertale: mettaton,
- x-men movies: charles xavier,
- x-men movies: peter maximoff
( june intro log )
Who: Everyone
When: June 1st and on
Where: The Moira + Collectives ASH3 - BF3 - CLF5
What: The crew finds themselves visiting the vacation spot of the Collective.
Warnings: None for now. Please label your content!
When: June 1st and on
Where: The Moira + Collectives ASH3 - BF3 - CLF5
What: The crew finds themselves visiting the vacation spot of the Collective.
Warnings: None for now. Please label your content!
I N T R O L O G |
"Each of us needs to withdraw from the cares which will not withdraw from us."
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a
Curious about the fact a skeleton is asking about her legs, she hurries her way over toward him with a little grin on her face. She's heard the question he's asked about her legs, but isn't sure how honest she's actually supposed to be here. But it's a skeleton in sunscreen at the beach, she isn't going to get many other chances to talk to a skeleton on the beach. So she arches her eyebrows and doesn't bother hiding the fact that she's attempting to judge if this is a perverted skeleton or not as she makes direct and prolonged eye contact. He looks too harmless to be perverted, she figures, so she just goes along with it. Anything that caters to her egomania is always a good thing.
"On a scale of 1 to 10? One being Shrek-like, ten being David Beckham's ridiculously overvalued but no less impressive legs?" Her head tips to the side, and she keeps that eye contact as her grin widens into something filled with good humor and amusement. "A solid seven and a half, I wager. Why do you ask?"
no subject
"Have you ever heard of Mettaton?" Sans asks, before dismissing his own question with a wave and a raspberry sound that shouldn't strictly be possible with his anatomy. "What am I talking about, of course you have. Biggest star in this or any system. A real gas giant, if you get my meaning."
Beaming, Sans pulls a card and extends it her way. On it, handwritten, are the words sans the skeleton - talent representative.
"He's putting together a little contest. Hottest gams on the beach." His grin broadens, leaning forward over the cardboard-box-slash-stand. "Think you've got what it takes to get a leg up on the competition, kid?"
no subject
"If that's the case," she pauses, nodding down at his legs, "Have you thought about entering?"
While she waits for him to answer, she digs around through her beach bag and finds something she can write with. She takes his card and writes something on the back, before handing it over to him. It reads Clara Oswald - Nanny and Cosmic Explorer.
no subject
He takes the card back, filing the information away before setting it back on the table. Clara. Nanny. Cosmic Explorer. One of those things was certainly not like the others.
What the heck is a nanny?
"Y'know that kind of flattery and quick wit are exactly the sorts of qualities MTT is looking for in his contestants. Just sayin'. You might even have a shot."
no subject
Still -
"What's the prize if I win?" That part's always important.
no subject
He raps his fingers against the cardboard stall, hollow sound thunking with each roll of his bones.
"Tell you what, though, if you're not feeling the limey-light I might have another job for ya."
no subject
"And I suppose I could be persuaded to take on a job. Depending on what it is, exactly."
no subject
"I need an assistant."
no subject
"If I agree to be your assistant, do you mind if I touched your skull?" That's got to be the strangest question she's ever asked someone out loud.
oh my god
He stops. For once, his act seems to slip a bit, revealing his confusion. Touch his skull? Sure, it wasn't the first time a human wanted to touch him, but he's never had it presented as a condition before.
"... Eh." He acquiesces, dipping his head forward. "Why the hell not."
this thread is going places
"So you're really, actually a skeleton."
This is all pretty fascinating, but she's polite enough to retract her hand and take a step back and away from him. She doesn't want to make him uncomfortable, after all. Besides, they have business to tend to.
"What is it that you need an assistant for?"
bad places
"Yep." He leans back, looking somewhat relieved. "100% bone-ified skeleton, at your service. Or the other way around, in this case. 'Cuz I'll be straight with you, kid, this whole promotion gig is a little more work than I thought I was signing on for."
A beat.
"How loud can you yell?"
no subject
So she leans in, as if they're conspiring and are the best of friends already.
"Question, though. What is it you want me to shout?"
no subject
"Oh, you can be as creative as you want, sweetheart. I just need to get at least five people with quality legs to put their signatures on this form." He grins wider, betraying the mock-solemnity of his tone. "Think your lungs are up for it?"
The irony of them whispering right now is not lost on Sans in the slightest. If anything, his voice appears to be getting quieter by the word.
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