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Cúrre ([personal profile] hownkai) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou_log2016-06-01 12:20 am

( june intro log )

Who: Everyone
When: June 1st and on
Where: The Moira + Collectives ASH3 - BF3 - CLF5
What: The crew finds themselves visiting the vacation spot of the Collective.
Warnings: None for now. Please label your content!

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r & r
"Each of us needs to withdraw from the cares which will not withdraw from us."

The Ingress has pulled you in. Your body experiences several sensations at once: being pushed forward as if a hand is resting on your back, momentary and startling blindness, a gentle ringing in your head. You have difficulty discerning whether it is hot or cold, but where you have been prodded is noticeably warmer than the rest of you. Some may suffer from dizziness while others are perfectly fine. Once equilibrium has been reestablished, you will notice you are standing on a long platform and that the room is filled with a soft cerulean light. It's slightly humid and dark despite the glow around you, and nothing is familiar. Shortly after, you are led out and toward the medbay.

Inside this room, you are given a physical scan and offered a contract to sign that states you are now part of the crew of the Moira with a specific job. This process consists of a complete work-up of medical history and current health, and afterwards, you are given your MID, a device that is integrated into your hand with only the slightest pinch. From there, you are guided out of the medbay and to your living quarters.

Having left Amissis-Re behind, tensions among crew members have continued to escalate into ship-wide consequences, and recognizing the need for some separation among those aboard the Moira, the Captains make the unanimous decision to deviate from their present course to a "nearby" planet that is notable for such popular distractions. While it is not a permanent solution, measures are being taken to monitor the crew's morale much more closely. New arrivals will be treated as they always are; yet, now, more than ever, it is important to stress the balance of working together toward their goal of reaching their destination so that everyone will return home.


WELCOME TO COLLECTIVES ASH3 - BF3 - CLF5




The Collective is a paradise resort located far from any other neighboring planets to offer the most leisurely experience possible to its patrons. Artificially created for multiple uses, it is divided into separate locales interconnected with a tubing transport system that is so fast and efficient that it’s like being teleported to the next area. Extensive mapping can be found at various intersecting points to offer some direction, and there are even recognizable adverts from a very familiar stop months before spread out across the Collective. Whether looking to explore or to simply shed the weight of anxiety, there are plenty of opportunities to be found within ASH3, BF3, and CLF5.

All crew members are given a card from the Captains that has an unlimited amount of credits on it. Organized through trade, these allow Moirans access to any of the luxuries that the Collective has to offer aside from the purchase of items considered weapons due to the escalation of recent events. Food, clothes, trinkets, or even a full spa experience—the limits, otherwise, are endless. The Captains emphasize that this is time to relax and take a break from the grind that is living and working on a spaceship as unique as the Moira.

B.E.A.C.H! THE BEST ESCAPE ANYONE CAN HAVE!
For those seeking a fun time, the Collective offers a variety of activities on ASH3. There are multiple beaches to enjoy as well as beachside kiosks offering drinks, beach toys and surf equipment for those a little more sports-minded. The tide washes in beautiful shells to collect, and there are always life-guards on duty to make sure everyone stays safe while enjoying their time on the beach. ASH3 offers a safe and friendly environment with plenty of fun in the sun for everyone. There is also a boardwalk full of restaurants, bars and plenty of games and entertainment for when you want to step off the sand but don’t want to give up being out in the sun.For those who can’t or won’t bear the sun, ASH3 also offers a thriving night life on both beach and boardwalk. There are midnight boat tours to view the bioluminescent schools of fish native to the island and bonfire dance parties that go long into the mornings. On the boardwalk, all shops are open until midnight as well as many clubs and social spots where crew can mingle with other tourists in the area.

So you don’t like the sand. It’s too hot, and it gets everywhere. Then hop onto one of the many transportation systems, slip into some warmer clothes, and take to the slopes. More experienced crew can immediately dive in, but those who need help can take lessons on how to ski or snowboard. There’s hot cocoa, sleds, snowball fights, and the occasional person making a snow angel (or snow person). ASH3 also has areas for rock climbing, sky diving, base jumping, bodyboarding, canoeing, hang gliding, jetskis, mountain biking, hiking, and much more.

WHEN I SHOP, THE WORLD GETS BETTER
Not everyone enjoys shopping, but this Collective entices even the most frugal and reluctant into spending their credits here. In fact, the Captains are encouraging this. They give the explicit “order” to buy whatever you want for yourself and your fellow crew members, but more than that, to consider making purchases to better the ship. Is there any area of the Moira that needs spruced up? Maybe some fresh paint in the mess hall,or new furniture in the decks? Maybe some fancy curtains for all those windows on the observation deck, or a few throw pillows? New pots and pans for the kitchen might be something to add to this list as well as equipment for the rec area, or whatever else you think BF3 will have to help increase comfort aboard the Moira.

To enhance your shopping experience, the technology here allows you to try on clothes without lifting a hand. The food here is an unlimited spread of gourmet dining to comfort food and every dessert you can think of. When you’re finished with your purchases, have all your packages and larger items delivered back to the ship for you.

TREAT YO SELF
The accommodations on the Collective of CLF5 are as unique as they come. Lodging is available for those who want to sleep in an environment that’s underwater or perhaps those who desire something as simple as a soft bed. No matter what kind of room you want to purchase for the night, it’ll be available here, and the only true limit is the imagination. When you aren’t relaxing in a hotel room, you’ll find that there are numerous spas and hair salons that offer varied services. Gold face masks rejuvenate your skin, the Ever Young™ Spa can make you look ten years younger with one treatment, and the mud baths are known across the universes for making you feel youthful and refreshed. If you’re looking for a new hairstyle or to relax, this Collective is the place for you to spend those hard-earned credits.


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skelepun: ([sans] 58)

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[personal profile] skelepun 2016-06-01 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
a. legs so hot you fry an egg | collective ash3;
"Hey, you over there!" A low, but insistent, voice calls out to passers by. "You. With the face."

If heeded, it won't take long to discover that the voice belongs to a man waving from a makeshift stand a ways down the beach. The stand itself appears to be hastily constructed of an old cardboard box, the words LEG CON written on the front in loopy letters.

Oh, and the guy manning the stand also happens to be a skeleton. A skeleton slathered in sunscreen, no less. Apparently you can never be too careful.

"C'mon, I don't bite. Got a few questions for ya." He waves again, motioning them closer. "On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your legs?"
b. seas the day | collective bf3;
As a rule, R&R isn't something that really happens for the Moira crew. It's enough to make a guy suspicious, even when presented with enough sand and sunshine to make someone without skin worry about melanoma.

Fortunately for Sans, he's never been one to needlessly worry. Sure, all the clothes they're buying were probably made from the hides of babies and the mud he just finished soaking in was almost certainly laced with poison, but that was tomorrow Sans' problem.

Today Sans had his arms loaded to the point of bursting with packages and shopping bags. He still smelled faintly of cucumbers, thanks to one stubbornly falling through his eye socket and planting itself at the back of his skull. It itched uncomfortably, but not enough for him to make an effort of dislodging it.

Spying a hair salon, Sans slowed, squinting at the sample photographs. Vision already obscured by his bags, it's too late before he realizes what he's on a collision course for.

"Aw, jeez." He winces, bags strewn over the sidewalk. Toy robots, sweets, action figures, and clothing all at least two sizes too large for him are littered everywhere, but Sans seems a little more concerned with the person he just careened into. "I'm sorry, I'm an idiot. You okay?"
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[personal profile] bosswald 2016-06-01 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Sorry?"

Curious about the fact a skeleton is asking about her legs, she hurries her way over toward him with a little grin on her face. She's heard the question he's asked about her legs, but isn't sure how honest she's actually supposed to be here. But it's a skeleton in sunscreen at the beach, she isn't going to get many other chances to talk to a skeleton on the beach. So she arches her eyebrows and doesn't bother hiding the fact that she's attempting to judge if this is a perverted skeleton or not as she makes direct and prolonged eye contact. He looks too harmless to be perverted, she figures, so she just goes along with it. Anything that caters to her egomania is always a good thing.

"On a scale of 1 to 10? One being Shrek-like, ten being David Beckham's ridiculously overvalued but no less impressive legs?" Her head tips to the side, and she keeps that eye contact as her grin widens into something filled with good humor and amusement. "A solid seven and a half, I wager. Why do you ask?"
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[personal profile] ryuuzaki 2016-06-01 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
"I wouldn't." L sounds weary. "Why?"

Why is a skeleton asking about anyone's legs? Let alone L's, which are thin, wiry, and pale, with an unexceptionable amount of dark hair on them. He has some vague impressions of Sans's personality, and he knows that Sans is a good friend of Toriel's, but beyond that, the purpose of all of this eludes him.

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[personal profile] hatesimprovising 2016-06-01 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
No. Just no.

Why did he even come over here? Really, the stand being made from a box should have tipped him off if the words 'leg con' didn't. Either of those, or even the fact that this is one of the ship's skeletons, covered in sunscreen despite having no skin. There are so many signs to stay away, honestly. And yet, here he is, staring at the skeleton, a thoroughly unimpressed expression settled across his face.

"What." That's...supposed to be a question, but there's no inflection to indicate that. Arms crossing over his chest, Wash continues to stare like he doesn't believe he just heard what he thinks he heard. How would he rate his legs? Seriously? No. That's how.

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[personal profile] peridork 2016-06-01 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Peridot does a double take at the sight of Sans, before she identifies him as Papyrus's weird brother. Strange. Even stranger is the question.

"Umm," she says, blinking at the skeleton with mild confusion, and then glancing down at her limb enhancers with a slight frown. "I don't understand the question. By what rubric am I supposed to be rating them? Functionality? Length?"

And then after a beat: "...And what's a 'Leg Con' anyway?"

Her gaze, as she asks all of these things, is sharp. Critical. She is taking this leg question VERY SERIOUSLY.
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[personal profile] gentlemenpreferblondes 2016-06-01 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
When J hears a familiar voice coming behind her J spins around and looks down at the skeleton, giving him a perplexed stare. Because a) he looks even more unsightly than before (socks and sandals, really? ) and b) did he just ask her to rate her body?

J looks at him over her pink shades, while holding a cone of ice cream in her hand, and raises one of her brow and silently telling him "Are shitting me?". She might have some issues with her body but there hasn't been a time when she'd give herself less than 10 out of 10. Especially when it came to her legs, that were no doubt her best feature right after her face.
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[Genos had been walking along the beach, trying to see if he could locate Saitama, but getting called by someone and turning to leer at them... only to see a skeleton? Well, that was weird. Was it a monster? Should he be on his guard? Genos' face drops back into a glower at the question.]

Anything created by Dr. Kuseno is of upmost quality and technological achievement, though I do not take full advantage of my legs in combat in most situations. However, they are very sturdy and effectively ground me when I am using powerful cannons, so they serve an important function...

[nobody asked for this]

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[personal profile] saidsarcastically 2016-06-01 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[William was usually good about paying attention to where he was going. Had to do that back home unless you wanted to step on a landmine or fall into a ditch. But this time, what with the new surroundings and all, his canine companion had veered a little too far for his liking as he got distracted by all the different kinds of people and probably the loads of different smells he was getting. William himself is too distracted calling his dog back over to notice he's about to walk right into someone.

His bags go hitting the floor as well, which catches the dog's attention thanks a lot Dogmeat, as he runs back over and sniffs at literally everything that fell to the floor. William is quick to kneel down to help gather things.]


No, no - it's fine. It'll take a lot more than that to--[aaaand he looks up.

If Sans had not spoken or been in a crowded area without people running around screaming, he would have sword he was some kind of ghoul waaaaay past the stages of ghoulification. But he did speak - apologized even - and he was carrying bags...ferals don't do that.

And now he realizes he's staring.]
Er, sorry. Got a bit distracted. Looking after a dog can be a lot like looking after a kid, you know.

[Dogmeat barks as if he didn't appreciate being blamed for his owner's clumsiness!]

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[personal profile] chipouttaluck 2016-06-01 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Leg Con? The hell's a con? This skeleton looking guy, he isn't running a scam, right? Then again, maybe advertising it's a scam is part of the scam. She's not up-to-date on the subject.

Weird question, though, which all but guarantees Surely's gonna answer it.]


Something like a five? They work and they're legs. Not much more to it than that.

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[personal profile] koselig 2016-06-02 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
The impact and subsequent scattering of possessions is probably just as much Anna's fault as anything else - she was looking at the pictures on the front of the hair salon too, considering it just because it's another experience she's never had. She drops everything too: books, several different kinds of chocolates, funny puzzle toys that looked interesting and she grabbed on a whim, ribbons, lots and lots of hair ornaments with plastic flowers on them... She spares a defeated glance at the mess before turning to the person she just walked into.

"Oh, I'm fine, don't worry--"

And then she actually sees him. But instead of being frightened, the expression on her face after a brief moment of confusion is of pleasant surprise. For all the world it's as if she'd been hoping to meet a skeleton, of all things.

"Huh! Hi!"

A voice in the back of her head that sounds a lot like her etiquette tutor reminds her that she has apologies still to make. She looks around at the disaster area again and winces.

"Sorry... I'll replace anything I broke, I promise."

It's not very princessly to stoop down, but stoop she does, beginning carefully to pick things up. Not her things; she starts with his, inspecting each item for damage before gently putting it back in the closest bag.

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Hopefully, whoever had the bright idea of giving Alphys an unlimited amount of money to spend in a human technological and cultural wonderland is comfortable with the idea of the Moira being weighed down by tons and tons of useless nerd plastic.

Alphys hobbles along next to the beachside shops, her feet taking careful steps as she balances several large bags and boxes in her arms. Every one of them is packed with a highly detailed, beautifully painted, and ultimately pointless sculpted figurine of a cat girl, or a cyborg girl, or a shirtless vampire, or a shirtless cyborg cat-vampire hybrid. Despite being unable to see where she's going, she's whistling joyfully and slowly shuffling along with an unusual skip in her stride.

When Alphys suddenly topples to the ground, dropping all her loot, she ain't even mad. Maybe some of the corners of the packaging got damaged, but she knows she'll probably be throwing those out later anyway. Instead, sprawled on her back, she giggles quietly as she kicks her legs, trying to flip herself over.

"Oh, s-sorry! No, it was my fault! I w-w-wasn't watching where I was going," she says. Then, something clicks. That deep, apathetic voice is familiar. Unmistakable, even.

Her head cranes downward to gaze across her belly at the skeleton on the ground in front of her, surrounded by his own junk.

"S-Sans! Finally!!"

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Frisk had been loaded down with their own bags and boxes as they hurried down the boardwalk, and lands with a hard thump and exclamation onto their backside. Groaning and shaking their head, Frisk pushes themself back upright. Toys, games, and more striped shirts and sweaters than you could shake a stick at lay strewn everywhere.

"Naw, I'm okay...oh!"

It's Sans! Frisk scrambles to their feet to help him up, now even more embarrassed for knocking him over. Jeez, and this after that mess in the cargo bay...! "I'm sorry, I wasn't looking!"
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"Little more concerned about you, dude."

You know, since Sideswipe is the one made of metal and all. He's already hunkered down to try and collect all the stuff on the floor. Carefully. Big fingers and small objects don't mix that well, but at least he's trying, right?

There's a toy robot in his fingers.

"Whoa. What's this guy?"

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[personal profile] linefacingforever 2016-06-02 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hunh?"

It was weird enough to see a squat, animated skeleton hanging around in a box like it wasn't a big deal. Well, it was weird enough seeing an animated skeleton period, but... The question caught Yu completely off guard, and for a moment he just stared, blinking rapidly and at a loss as to how to respond. Finally, he looked down at his legs, shifting a bit.

"...six, I guess?" he asked.

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[personal profile] cockade 2016-06-02 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Kidnapping isn't anything new for Arno, when it comes to this. Even less unfamiliar is the kind of people it brings along. The thing that is new is being on the beach, having spent most of his time in Paris alongside a river, and then in the Drabwurld by the docks and in cities. He's never had to deal with the sun so directly in his face nor the sand beneath his feet, so he's a little wary of how to understand the entirety of the beach itself at first.

When he gets called over by Sans, it's a welcoming distraction, one in which he pauses just for a moment and blinks before he starts chuckling. "You're asking me to rate my legs?" It's an absurd request, but Arno's had worse. "I've never thought about it, actually. Does giving myself a high or low rating hinder my chances at a prize?"

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[personal profile] bombsheltered 2016-06-02 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey!"

Luckily for the both of them, a little collision with a short skeleton isn't enough to topple Milly over, although she's startled enough to drop what she's holding. A shopping bag hits the ground next to Sans's stuff, spilling a few pairs of very fashionable looking sunglasses and a small smattering of fashion jewelry. Milly's phone hits the ground, too, and that hey is a mix of surprise, incipient indignation, and chagrin. Back home it wouldn't have been as big of a deal, she could've just gotten a new one, but this is one of the few things that came through the Ingress with her, and she's been taking pictures! "I'm okay, just -- "

She bends down to quickly pluck her phone off the ground, brushing it off, and then she lets out a little sigh of relief. "Whew, alright. Not broken." She glances down -- really down at Sans, who's...a skeleton? That earns a momentary blink of bafflement, but it passes. Whatever, Milly's from LA. Her best friend's an alien. Skeleton? New, but not totally weird. The temptation to respond with indignation is strong, and Milly's lips are pursed, but it was an accident, and he did apologize. Still, all that stuff...

"This is all I've got from home," she says by way of explanation, waving her phone, and she crouches down to sweep her stuff back into the shopping bag. All of Sans's stuff is on the ground too, and she frowns slightly. "You can't very well see where you're going carrying all this stuff, can you?"
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And here he is, of course, minding his own business, trying to his best not to stand out or attract any attention at all (which is, perhaps, not going to plan when everyone else around him is dressed in skimpier attire than he's ever seen even in a punch house, and he's...well...decidedly not), to simply make his way down the beach and away from the bulk of the crowds, when the voice catches his attention.

And, seeing the sign, he does indeed, move closer, paying attention to the sign that the occupant, because that makes no sense at all. Leg Con? What does that even mean. It's nonsense, and he's about to dismiss it out of hand, with a stern look at the idiot that's decided to distract him, when he does actually clap eyes on said idiot.

And for a moment he thinks perhaps he simply can't get fast enough from him, this booth, or this place, even though the times when he looked in a mirror and saw exactly that (admittedly...taller) staring back at him are two years in the past.

To his credit, however, he quashes that impulse down completely.

"Come again."
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good god i'm so blessed

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Jacky isn't quite sure why the Captains gave them all so much money on shore leave (did the crew take several prizes while she was gone? was she retroactively given a share for the ranks she was pretty sure she no longer held? was this some sort of trap that was going to land them all in hotter water when the law came down on them?), but trick or not she's beyond ecstatic to be wandering these giant markets, out of the ship with nothing on fire (yet).

She's not bought much, which is probably for the best considering the collision she finds herself in while too busy trying to figure out if that store back there really sold 12-string guitars or if her eyes were playing tricks on her.

"Ooof!" Stumbling a bit, Jacky nevertheless managed to keep her feet. And beamed.

"Sans?!"

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As much as Jim tries to get Hamilton to just sit down and relax for more than 10 minutes, inevitably he finds himself with energy to burn, and he's either putting a pen to paper or wandering around trying to sort through his jumbled thoughts. As it so happens, he's engaged in the latter activity when he's abruptly met by a walking mountain of goods that, quite frankly, neither of them should be able to afford.

The collision drags him into the present, though, and he's squatting down to pick some of the clothes off the ground before his mind has a chance to properly slow down.

"I'm fine, don't worry about it," he says, friendly enough despite the distracted air about him. "Trust me, it takes a lot more than that to--" His words cut off as soon as he locks eyes with the other guy, and sweet Jesus, what the hell happened to that poor man's skin?

...Oh, did he say that last bit out loud?

Yeah, sorry about that.

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[personal profile] amourtician 2016-06-03 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Jay recognises Sans almost immediately -- how could he forget a skeleton? -- and immediately feels rotten for not paying attention and running into him like that. Especially since Sans had been so kind to him the first time they met.

Jay sets aside his own bags and bends down to start picking up the things Sans dropped, carefully inspecting each article for damage. As he does so, he also waves a dismissive hand at Sans's words.

"Oh, darling, it's nothing, I'm okay!" he chirps. Straightening up, he looks Sans over. "Enjoying the resort, I take it?"

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[personal profile] prayed 2016-06-03 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
The crash is enough to make her stumble a little, but the skeleton and his load are both fairly light and it takes nothing more than a single step back to regain her lost balance. The annoyance of it all is more than enough to warrant telling a person off, but upon seeing just who it is she clicks her tongue in annoyance. Her eyes roll--she should have know--and she shakes her head. He won't be concerned about her well being for long.

There's no offer to help as she skims the items strewn about the street, but she goes out of her way to pick up one of the robot toys. It looks like something that a little kid would play with. Well, a little kid, or an adult who's still obsessed with collecting toys and stupid things like that. There's plenty of them.

"Do you ever watch where you're going? Honestly."

Her question is punctuated by a long-suffering sigh.

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[personal profile] neveroutwrenched 2016-06-05 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Ratchet watches this unfold in a mixture of horror and profound interest. What the hell is a 'leg con'? Why is Sans promoting it? Why is he harassing innocent passer-byers. Ratchet shakes his head as he makes his way over to the makeshift stand, putting an elbow on it - but careful not to actually put any weight on it. It doesn't look very sturdy.

"Sans. Sans, what the hell are you doing?"

He tilts his head down to give the skeleton a completely serious look over his sunglasses. You figure out how they're even staying on, it's not my problem.

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[personal profile] diamondslap 2016-06-05 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Aurelia, in a one piece swimsuit, has no qualms about showing off her legs. She spent years running to build up her stamina and, in her own words, considers her gams those of a god.

When Sans asks her, she breaks into a grin and does a little twirl.

"Ten, darling! Perhaps even eleven!"

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The charr just snorts at first. She's already encountered some strange folk around here, but she really isn't sure what to make of this guy. What is he? Human? Ghost? He seems friendly enough, at the least.

"You wanna take a look for yourself? Far as I care they're a ten, considerin' they get me where I wanna go well enough. Why'd you care 'bout my legs, though?" For all she knows this weirdo's selling some kind of weird diet or exercise package or whatever. Farlan still isn't sure what exactly the point of those are yet, but she's figured out that they are definitely something folks around here like to push at you.

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[ Bucky's only beginning to wrap his mind around the fact that the skeleton is wearing sunscreen, which should inspire its own host of questions, but Bucky eventually decides that it's really just going to be a thing and he's going to live with it. It's still surprising, but the fellow's been quite decent to him (not trying to kill him is a big plus in his book, he has low standards).

Even so, he's very sure that if he tells anyone else about his run-ins with Sans, they're going to think he's been smoking a lot of something.

He frowns at the question when he comes over. ]
I'd rate it as present and functioning. Why?

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