thisavrou_log | june intro log overflow

"You think so? Tell my brother that, willya?" He leans forward, enjoying this more than anyone probably should. He hasn't had one this live in a while. "He's always riding my cocyx about my bones going dingy."

As for his other point...

"Maybe you're just special to me, pal. Ever thought of that?"

"Seems to me that's the last thing he should be riding you about." Not harassing strangers might be a better place to start. But oh, Wash can see that Sans is enjoying this. That stupid, placid smile on his face as he leans forward like that... Goddammit, that just makes this more frustrating. He could so easily walk away and be done with this, too, and yet here he is, still arguing with a skeleton.

What has happened to his life?

"No, I hadn't. We've never even met before. If I'm special to you in some way, I don't think I want to know how."

"You are really prickly." Sans beams, jaw still craddled in his hands. "I think you gotta be all talk. You're still here, arentcha?"

His grin widens.

"Deep down, you must find me to be excellent company. How embarrassing for you."

All talk? Excuse you, skeleton. He is plenty more than talk.

"Actually, I'm still here out of unfortunate curiosity," Wash retorts, arms crossing just a bit more tightly. Nothing about this is remotely entertaining to him and he absolutely does not consider Sans to be even decent company, thank you very much. "You're not good company, you're annoying company. And yet, somehow not quite the most annoying I've ever put up with."

However, he's considering Sans on a level very close to the Reds and Blues, officially The Most Annoying people he's ever dealt with.

"If I found you to be excellent company, I'd expect to be enjoying myself more."

"And yet, there's a whole line of beach, and you're here." Sans is still looking immensely pleased with himself.

Or maybe that's just his face.

"I think you like it."

It is only growing more and more tempting to smack that grin off of Sans' face. The more he talks, the more Wash's fingers almost twitch against his arms in the interest of breaking some bones. Thankfully, he has a great amount of restraint.

"No, it's definitely only morbid curiosity." He is not a man who likes anything, after all. Shut up, skeleton. There's a lot of time to kill here on vacation planet, and he doesn't remember how to make use of downtime. "I think that you're just getting a kick out of annoying me. Congratulations. You're succeeding."

And yet, he's still not walking away...

"Wouldn't deny that even if I wanted to. You're a real kick in the pants, W-A." His hypothesis was still holding strong in favor of masochist as far as any of this went. It hadn't gotten old yet, though, and probably wouldn't for a fair bit more. "Got any requests? I could make fun of your elbows, if you want."

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