june intro log overflow

[hohnkai]

This is an overflow for the intro post.

Comments

[sparkwhisperer]

Anyone foolish enough to double cross me. I assure you that there are plenty-- namely Starscream. He's never been particularly trustworthy to begin with.

[He almost finds himself missing the contact when it stops, but he quickly puts it out of mind.]

[diamondslap]

Sounds awful with a name like that.

[CONTROL YOUR ORGANIC FETISH TARN]

What does he look like? Asking... for a friend.

[sparkwhisperer]

He's just as awful as you might expect.

In fact, somehow, through some horrible stroke of misfortune, we have managed to procure two starscreams aboard this vessel. They both look similar enough-- aerial alt modes, inflated egos, red optics...

[diamondslap]

Two--

[aurelia shudders briefly, having a sudden vision of two handsome jacks showing up. sure, it would mean she gets to shoot him twice, but still. no thanks.]

Ah. I think I've seen one around. Talked him into punting a tourist into the sea. Not a very bright fellow, is he?

[sparkwhisperer]

[a chuckle forms deep in Tarn's chest.]

No, I dare say that he is not. More than once he has attempted to rise up and assume command of the Decepticons, only to fail spectacularly.

His ego, I find, gets the better of him more often than not.

[diamondslap]

He's so horrendously like the man I was working with on Elpis.

[she shakes her head.]

I believe that was what drove him to it. I would've reported him to the authorities and laughed as he was violently ejected from the planet, but I'm no grass, darling.

[sparkwhisperer]

it isn't worth wasting your time to report him to be quite frank. Besides, I say let him make a fool of himself. He's too dense to realize and in the end it may be entertaining to watch.

[He pauses to reconsider.]

At least from a distance

[diamondslap]

Oh, yes. Maybe I'll see if I can't talk him into eating one of those power cores I stole form Del Pascia.

[she cackles.]

Is radiation poisoning a thing for you fellows?