june intro log overflow

[hohnkai]

This is an overflow for the intro post.

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[mttbrandlegs]

Well well! And here I thought I'd bore you!! [Mettaton would absolutely write 2500 words or more about himself. He could write a college-level dissertation on how great he is.]

Mm-hmm, Alphys is in fact a new arrival! I'm happy to have her around. A fabulous robot is nothing without his equally fabulous engineer, after all!!

[arcreact]

Oh, no doubt. Engineers are truly the world's greatest unsung heroes.

[ His tone says he's joking, but his face says he's really not. ]

Your mother dearest sounds like the kinda lady I wouldn't mind treating to a cup of coffee.

[ And then picking the shit out of her brain. ]

[mttbrandlegs]

Eugh, she's not my mother. She's my friend!!

[No. Just no. He might consider Alphys a lot of things, but a mother? NOPE!]

That said, I'm sure she'd find a conversation with you quite interesting!! Are you an unsung hero too, honey?

[arcreact]

[ Tomato Tomahto, friend. ]

What gave me away? Was it the lustful gaze on your metal components?

[mttbrandlegs]

Hmm, maybe a little!! Though it's more clear through the questions you asked. Very personal, I'd say!!

[Not that he minds! He will always talk about himself if prompted.]