june intro log overflow

[hohnkai]

This is an overflow for the intro post.

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[arcreact]

Sometimes!

[ Cheekily. It is not sometimes. It is all the time. ]

How's about you put me in my place by giving me some fashion advice? I figure that should be deeply entertaining, if nothing else.

[diamondslap]

Oh, god no. With that beard? I can see you are a lost cause.

[she makes a REAL GODDAMN SHOW of squinting at him.]

Could you not quite decide if you wanted a chinstrap or a goatee?

[arcreact]

Wow, okay. Fight me, lady.

[ The facial hair is off limits. ]

Why would I ever limit myself to just one or the other? That sounds pathetically one dimensional. And boring.

[diamondslap]

Oh dear. Is that a sore spot?

[listen to the unadulterated GLEE in her evil voice, tony.]

I don't know, darling, but it looks like you've met them half way into something that looks like a dead skunk's arse. Good heavens, I think people might be worried for you. Do you have to check every room ahead of time to make sure there's no staged intervention about to be sprung on you?

[arcreact]

[ BRING IT!!!!! ]

I'll have you know — God's honest truth — I was chosen Sexiest Man Alive at least twice. You're dissing American royalty, here.

Besides, I'm not about to stand here and accept facial hair advice from somebody who pencils on their eyebrows.

[diamondslap]

I think you're counting too much on me knowing what America is.

[sounds stupid to her. low standards.

at tony's next comment, however, aurelia freezes for all of two seconds, before casually picking up a pair of sunglasses and activating her diadem.

aurelia likes to be dramatic. the ice covers the glasses and cracks the lenses.]

Pencilling on eyebrows is something only living garbage does, darling.

[arcreact]

[ He just looks. So unimpressed. ]

Was that really necessary? Those were designer. You didn't even make a thematically appropriate pun when you did it, like telling me to chill, or something.

[diamondslap]

[aurelia is extremely booty bothered about tony not reacting, but she does a good job of not showing it.

the glasses are simply dropped.]

I didn't like them. They annoyed me.