thisavrou_log | june intro log overflow

I know. It must be a pain in the ass to deal with, when you're clearly with me just for my body.

[ There's not a drop of seriousness in his words there. ]

And here I thought I was being subtle about that.

Yeah, you're the epitome of subtlety.

[ That's almost laughable because neither of them have been that from the start. ]

It's a miracle you ever discovered my secret desires.

Must be that I'm just really that smart and perceptive.

If you hadn't been a genius you might never have realised how desperate I was to get in your pants.

If nothing else, I think that first night we spent cuddling would have been a pretty dead giveaway to just about anyone.

[ Really, it doesn't take a genius. ]

I am just going to point out here that you kissed me first.

[ Raising his eyebrows like excuse me. ]

The way I remember it, you brushed your lips over mine all temptingly. I'm pretty sure that still counts.

Hm. Fair point.

[ She leans in to do just that again. ]

You're have such tempting lips.

[ Rather than lean in or chase after her lips, he stays very still. ]

Don't think your tricks will work on me again. I can totally resist kissing you.

[ Except not at all. ]

[ She slowly drags the tip of her tongue over his lower lip, humming with amusement. He is such a dork (like she has any room to talk). ]

Right, because of your amazing self control.

[ Because he knows her so well, he was already expecting that, and he even manages not to part his lips until her tongue's drawing away from him again. ]

You joke, but it really is very impressive.

[ She bumps her nose a little against his, smiling affectionately. ]

I am well aware.

[ He smiles fondly at her, lifting a hand up to brush a finger down the bridge of her nose, then lightly pinch the tip. ]

We should be landing any moment now.

[ God, he hopes so at least. ]

[ As if on cue, they do land, much to Trish's relief because she was getting pretty close to just ripping Bruce's clothes off in the transporter.

No, she wouldn't actually do that but the temptation was becoming pretty great. ]

Thank god.

[ It's fine, she can give into that temptation once they're in their room. For now they should just focus on actually getting to said room before driving each other completely crazy.

He urges her to get up, then does the same himself, grabbing her hand and starting to lead them out of the transporter. ] Let's go.

[ She is only too happy to follow, and the walk is mostly undisturbed until rounding a corner puts Trish face to face with a clown selling balloons for kids. ]

Holy shit!

[ Yep, she is moving to the other side of Bruce now. She wants the Hulk between her and that thing.

She was unprepared, okay? ]

[ He startles at her reaction rather than the clown, glancing from it to Trish and then laughing. ]

You're scared of clowns?

[ Not that he blames her or anything, but. Anyway. He'll take her to the edge of the sidewalk so she can be as far away from the clown without actually stepping onto the street or crossing over to the other side. ]

Fear is the only reasonable response to clowns, and that one startled me.

[ Usually she wouldn't have been quite so dramatic about it.

Probably. ]

Really? So I guess I'm a little shifty now?

[ Poor guy was just working Trish, come on. ]

Put on a clown suit and yeah, you will be.

[ Clowns are creepy okay. Can't be trusted, haven't you seen IT? ]

Damn it. You just ruined my Halloween plans.

[ No really he's kidding. He has no interest in dressing up as a clown, ever. ]

If I ever see you in clown makeup, you will never turn me on again. That's not a threat, it's just stating a fact.

You know I could take that as a challenge.

[ Pointed eyebrow raise. ]

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