june intro log overflow

[hohnkai]

This is an overflow for the intro post.

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[redshitlord]

[The car engine seems to sputter, as does the human hovering around it.]

Ugh, fine! I don't know how it works!

You just think really hard and it's there!

[ventifact]

[Rey can't hide her glee. She had already assumed he didn't know how it worked, but couldn't resist asking anyway. When he says "think really hard," she laughs and almost lunges towards him, going to put him in a headlock. It is noogie time. Does Rey know it's called a noogie? Probably not. But here we are.]

So the answer must be in your head then!

[redshitlord]

Hey--!

[He's going to struggle. Of course he is. Because you can't not struggle when your buddy grabs you and does the noogie. She's probably way stronger than he is, by virtue of desert survival salvage queen. And... he's a noodle.]

[... the fact that he could probably just cancel the holo doesn't cross his mind.]

[ventifact]

[At least he's her favorite noodle. And yes, if he weighs less than 176 lbs., then Rey can definitely pick him up and throw him. After a few seconds of noogie, she releases him and gives his back a pat.]

Nope, not in there. I guess it'll have to remain a mystery.

[redshitlord]

[He probably does. He's mostly leg anyway. Look at him wobble all around when Rey lets him go. His arms flailing around.]

Ugh rude.

I could just ask someone for you.

[ventifact]

[She never could've asked for a better robobro to pick on.]

Maybe later. There's so much to do here that we can't on the ship.

[redshitlord]

Yeah, like not wrestle me into the sand, for starters...

[Deep breaths, idiot.]

What do you wanna do first?

[ventifact]

[She rolls her eyes, but doesn't immediately answer. Rey takes a moment to collect herself, because she already knows what she wants to do. She looks sideways at him.]

Well... I've never gone swimming.

[redshitlord]

Hey, y'know? Me either.

[He grins at her like that's all the conversation is going to be. Before abruptly bolting forward toward the ocean.]

Last one there smells like Megatron's exhaust port!