june intro log overflow

[hohnkai]

This is an overflow for the intro post.

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[skelepun]

"This? Oh no, pal. I'm just that good." And he seems to believe it, with how he's practically oozing confidence.

Or maybe that's sweat.

"Wordplay's a sign of a sharp mind, y'know. I take dumb jokes very seriously."

[linefacingforever]

Skeletons don't sweat.

Yu almost sighed in exasperation but... no, this was fine, really. Besides, someone enjoying puns this much made him miss Teddie. Even though they should still never meet.

"I know a bear that would make some pawful puns as well," he replied.

[skelepun]

Hey, kid, don't be prejudiced.

"Oh yeah? Looks like you're in good company, then. I can bearly contain myself."

[linefacingforever]

You don't have sweat glands!

If Yu hadn't expected that kind of response, he might have groaned. Instead, he let out a faint laugh, rubbing at his forehead as he shook his head.

"...I walked into that one."

[skelepun]

"Nah." Sans grins, waving a hand. "Well... yeah, you kinda did, but trust me, even if you hadn't, I'd dig something up. That's one of the tenants for being a truly horrible comedian."

He leans forward slightly, as if imparting great wisdom.

"Don't let classic constraints like timing or good openings or humor stand in your way, kid. You'll be getting booed off stages like the greats in no time."

[linefacingforever]

Yu couldn't help but smile. This guy was all right, for a skeleton. He guessed that made it easier to rattle people's bones?

...that was awful.

"I'll keep that in mind."

[skelepun]

"For more comedy tips and tricks, just press 5584938 on your MID." His MID number, not that Sans bothered to make that clear. "There's a great service available."

[linefacingforever]

A faint laugh escaped from Yu.

"I'll keep that in mind if I ever get homesick," he replied.