diamondslap: (extraordinarily nice)

[personal profile] diamondslap 2016-06-11 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"My point, darling, is that you have no gams to speak of! Could you judge the shape of a fibula?" she ponders. Then, after a brief pause; "Oh, and if you make a skeleton related pun, I shall slap it out of your mouth."

...

"Jaw."
skelepun: ([sans] 58)

[personal profile] skelepun 2016-06-13 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Eesh. Tough crowd." Not that Sans looks particularly bothered, beaming up at her with default amusement. "You're really working me down to the bone here, buddy."

Pun-based defiance, the only rebellion Sans can be assed to participate in.

"And hey now, I'll have you know my fibula is in a most appealing shape. Unless you're one of those beauty's only skin deep people."
diamondslap: (you can't decliiiine)

[personal profile] diamondslap 2016-06-13 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm counting word play under that as well and I want you to know the only reason I have not suplexed you into the dumpster where you belong is because it would ruin my bathing suit."

A beat.

"And, also, you look greasy."

So there.
Edited 2016-06-13 19:03 (UTC)
skelepun: ([sans] 65)

[personal profile] skelepun 2016-06-16 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a certain brightness to Sans' eyelights that wasn't there before, for all his expression is largely unchanged. Grinning, as always.

"You'd have to catch me first, wouldn't ya?"
diamondslap: (just like marie antoinette)

[personal profile] diamondslap 2016-06-16 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Would that be so hard, darling? You don't look like you can move very fast."

hahahahhhhahahhahahaahh
skelepun: (smug)

[personal profile] skelepun 2016-06-20 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
hahahahahahahahahahaha

"Try me, slick."
diamondslap: (extraordinarily nice)

[personal profile] diamondslap 2016-06-20 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Murder on a beach? How tacky. I'll make sure to pitch something at you next time I spy you in the mess hall."

This contract is sealed.
skelepun: ([sans] 37)

[personal profile] skelepun 2016-06-21 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuckle skull agrees to these terms.

"Not if I spy you first."

He waggles his fingers, the standard toodaloo farewell.