It’s not the fault of good old whiskey

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

Who: Everyone on Moira!
When: Through the whole month of August
Where: Mero Deck #25
What: the new speakeasy: Niels Bahr is finally ready and taking some customers
Warnings: General drunk shenanigans? Some underage kid drinking? Will update if necessary

This is open mingle log for all your drunken shenanigan needs! Feel free to create your own top-levels (closed or ota) through the whole month! More information about the bar can be found here!

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Comments

[wallride]

[leaning forward, lúcio tents his hands in front of his face.]

Reinhardt. You're so in love with that suit. Are you telling me... it's your amore?

[grandpaladin]

No... that would be sill--

[Hold on. Let him process.]

[And then, he's busting out in one of those huge, wall-rattling laughs of his, slapping a hand down on the table.]

Hah! AHAHAHAH--! Good one! Very good one, my friend!

[wallride]

There it is!

[lúcio sounds extremely pleased with himself.]

Come on, come on, what other ones have you heard?

[grandpaladin]

Hmmmmmm.

You wish to hear a pun?

[wallride]

Go, go. Hit me. Give me all the punnyness.

[grandpaladin]

All right, all right. Listen...

A man in the bar says, "Two Martinis, bitte." The waiter asks "Dry?"

And then the man, he slaps the table and yells, "Nein, I said TWO!"

[And this is where Reinhardt slaps the table himself. Cracking up like a madman.]

[wallride]

Ah! Ahahah!

[lúcio snorts-laughs into his hands for a moment.]

I guess the waiter was just a bitte wrong.

[grandpaladin]

Just a...

[And then he busts up laughing again. This poor abused table.]

That was good! Very good!

[wallride]

[lúcio gunfingers at reinhardt.]

And that's the extent of my German! You gotta teach me sometime.

[grandpaladin]

What would you like to know!

[Sorry, Lucio. He's taking your statement literally right now.]

[wallride]

How'd you say, "I saw my man Reinhardt today, he was looking giant as ever!"

disclaimer i speak -0 german

[grandpaladin]

Hmmmm...

Ich sah Reinhardt heute, und er war auf der suche riese wie eh und je!

more than me bruh

[wallride]

[lúcio nods, repeating the phrase carefully a few times.]

I'll try it when I get my radio up and running. A little German check up for my main man!

that was google don't give me credit

[grandpaladin]

Good! Good! You can do it!

[This is Reinhardt, overjoyed for every little accomplishment.]

gives you googlefu credit

[wallride]

Ja! Ja!

[that's about the extent of what lúcio knew before just now.]

thank u

[grandpaladin]

Haha! Yes, yes! Well done!

... do you know how we say... powdered sugar?

[wallride]

I am sure I have no idea. Is it one word or two?

[grandpaladin]

It is one.

Listen.

It is... Puderzucker.