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Mettaton ([personal profile] mttbrandlegs) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou_log2016-06-15 05:39 pm

Stick the Leggy Out Real Far

Who: Mettaton ([personal profile] mttbrandlegs), all the contestants and judges, and VIEWERS LIKE YOU!
When: June 15th, midday
Where: One of the beaches on ASH3
What: At long last, it's time to pit everyone who signed up against each other via LEG CON!! Everyone's invited, including people who didn't sign up and just want to spectate! If there's any late entries, please PM to this account by the end of the 15th and you can be slotted in. ;)

It's more than likely that Sans will be selling tickets, so mind that you bring something to barter, friends!
Warnings: COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF LEG.


A portion of the beach has been set up and dedicated to Mettaton's 'vision,' and there is a pieced-together stage where contestants can strut their stuff, but before anyone can be called there, the main man himself must begin the introductions! He takes his place on center stage, holding his personal mic and tapping it once or twice, just to let the reverberation from the speakers on either side of the stage get his audience's attention. Extending one arm in a grand motion, he greets both contestants and audience:

"Good afternoon, beauties and gentlebeauties!! It's so lovely to see all of you out in the audience, and more still to see how many competitors we have here today! Welcome to my little competition, creatively dubbed Leg Con by my spectacular agent Sans!! Isn't he just the best, darlings?"

He only pauses momentarily. Everyone knows Sans is great, right? Right!

"Now, I shall explain to you the rules! Our contestants are split into two categories! Master-level Leg, and Journeyman-level Leg!! Master leg is the largest category, and will therefore take the most time, but remain assured that each category will have a winner!! Our job as contestants is to impress you, the audience, and our panel of 5 judges! While the judge's final tallies will hold the most weight, I could never say no to audience participation!

"So if any of you out there feel the burning need to cast your own vote, feel free to pass it along to one of the judges, and they can take a note and consider your opinions along with their own to help inform their choices!"

Mettaton again pauses, looking perfectly pleased with his rules and letting it sink in for a moment before he continues.

"Hopefully that's all easy to understand!! Though I'm sure by now you're wondering how you will be judging each contestant? That's easy! All contestants will be given enough time to perform three poses which should sufficiently show off their legs!! Any pose is game, and the best showman wins!"

With a flourish, Mettaton extends his free arm, balancing himself on one leg while the other lifts, bent down at the knee. Such a flashy bastard, isn't he?

"So if we understand all the rules and regulations, please let me point you to our judges: Ryuuzaki, Papyrus, Commander Shepard, Luke Skywalker, and Frisk!!"

Of course he gives a flashy flourish towards the panel of judges, seated near the front of the stage for the best view of all the leg action.

"I'll be introducing each of our contestants, including myself of course!! Let the best legs win!!"


((CONTESTANTS: Please fill out this form and post it under your header when it appears.


JUDGES: I will be making a private plurk with all of you where you can discuss your ratings. Don't vote on the log! That takes the fun out of the surprise! ;)

AUDIENCE: I will be making a header for each contestant. If you want to cast a vote of confidence to ANY contestant, please wait until everyone's pictures are up, then you can add a +1 comment! More than 1 vote is allowed per audience member, but don't go crazy! Papyrus probably already has that covered. You may also participate in conversation in the log, but please wait until I get all the contestants and their hype bios up! I'll put a mingle comment after I have. :3))
gentlemenpreferblondes: (Or help you at the automat)

[personal profile] gentlemenpreferblondes 2016-06-22 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Contestant: J
Poses:pose 1
pose 2
pose 3

J is almost regretting this whole thing. Originally the whole sign up had been just to coax a reaction out of Sans and she had been more than ready to ditch the whole thing but oh well, here she is.

However, when Mettaton shouts out her introduction all the awkwardness disappears as J puts on the most charming and flirtatious smile you'll ever see and stretches out her legs for everyone to see. Clearly enjoying from the attention, she's totally owning the whole show by walking around the stage and making few spins so that no one will miss her beautiful figure. Oh yeah, she's totally confident in her body and that she's the best one out there. If her eyes meets with anyone else she'll be sure to wink and blow a small kiss at their direction.
Edited 2016-06-22 20:14 (UTC)