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Mettaton ([personal profile] mttbrandlegs) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou_log2016-06-15 05:39 pm

Stick the Leggy Out Real Far

Who: Mettaton ([personal profile] mttbrandlegs), all the contestants and judges, and VIEWERS LIKE YOU!
When: June 15th, midday
Where: One of the beaches on ASH3
What: At long last, it's time to pit everyone who signed up against each other via LEG CON!! Everyone's invited, including people who didn't sign up and just want to spectate! If there's any late entries, please PM to this account by the end of the 15th and you can be slotted in. ;)

It's more than likely that Sans will be selling tickets, so mind that you bring something to barter, friends!
Warnings: COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF LEG.


A portion of the beach has been set up and dedicated to Mettaton's 'vision,' and there is a pieced-together stage where contestants can strut their stuff, but before anyone can be called there, the main man himself must begin the introductions! He takes his place on center stage, holding his personal mic and tapping it once or twice, just to let the reverberation from the speakers on either side of the stage get his audience's attention. Extending one arm in a grand motion, he greets both contestants and audience:

"Good afternoon, beauties and gentlebeauties!! It's so lovely to see all of you out in the audience, and more still to see how many competitors we have here today! Welcome to my little competition, creatively dubbed Leg Con by my spectacular agent Sans!! Isn't he just the best, darlings?"

He only pauses momentarily. Everyone knows Sans is great, right? Right!

"Now, I shall explain to you the rules! Our contestants are split into two categories! Master-level Leg, and Journeyman-level Leg!! Master leg is the largest category, and will therefore take the most time, but remain assured that each category will have a winner!! Our job as contestants is to impress you, the audience, and our panel of 5 judges! While the judge's final tallies will hold the most weight, I could never say no to audience participation!

"So if any of you out there feel the burning need to cast your own vote, feel free to pass it along to one of the judges, and they can take a note and consider your opinions along with their own to help inform their choices!"

Mettaton again pauses, looking perfectly pleased with his rules and letting it sink in for a moment before he continues.

"Hopefully that's all easy to understand!! Though I'm sure by now you're wondering how you will be judging each contestant? That's easy! All contestants will be given enough time to perform three poses which should sufficiently show off their legs!! Any pose is game, and the best showman wins!"

With a flourish, Mettaton extends his free arm, balancing himself on one leg while the other lifts, bent down at the knee. Such a flashy bastard, isn't he?

"So if we understand all the rules and regulations, please let me point you to our judges: Ryuuzaki, Papyrus, Commander Shepard, Luke Skywalker, and Frisk!!"

Of course he gives a flashy flourish towards the panel of judges, seated near the front of the stage for the best view of all the leg action.

"I'll be introducing each of our contestants, including myself of course!! Let the best legs win!!"


((CONTESTANTS: Please fill out this form and post it under your header when it appears.


JUDGES: I will be making a private plurk with all of you where you can discuss your ratings. Don't vote on the log! That takes the fun out of the surprise! ;)

AUDIENCE: I will be making a header for each contestant. If you want to cast a vote of confidence to ANY contestant, please wait until everyone's pictures are up, then you can add a +1 comment! More than 1 vote is allowed per audience member, but don't go crazy! Papyrus probably already has that covered. You may also participate in conversation in the log, but please wait until I get all the contestants and their hype bios up! I'll put a mingle comment after I have. :3))

+1

[personal profile] ex_discomfort99 2016-06-17 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[VOTE! Alphys claps gleefully from the audience. Her sexy robot creation is all grown up.]
redshitlord: (to blow away)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-06-17 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Contestant: Sideswipe
Poses: Ready for anything!
Leg game strong.
and the booty shot.

He's ready for this. It's about time he had something fun to look forward to, anyway.

+1

[personal profile] ex_discomfort99 2016-06-17 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[VOTE! Alphys cheers from the audience, a tiny yellow blob among all the others. You lookin' good, Sideswipe.]
saveyourserpent: (content)

Re: LIQUID SNAKE

[personal profile] saveyourserpent 2016-06-16 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Contestant: Liquid Snake
Poses:les jambes terribles
you got all the blah blah blah
ignore the horrifying knees

Liquid is hamming this leg adventure up, because it is vacation, and vacation means MORE FUN.
averagehero: (Lazy)

[personal profile] averagehero 2016-06-20 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Contestant: Saitama
Poses: Pose 1, Pose 2, Pose 3

Hey, hey, when is this going to be over with? [he's just here because Genos... somehow convinced him through some backwards ass conversation. Still, he'd like to bounce and get a beer, while they're still on this planet]
armsmode: (Default)

+1 (VERY LOUDLY)

[personal profile] armsmode 2016-06-20 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[He will applaud the entire time that Saitama is on stage. He will applaud louder and more obnoxiously because HIS HANDS ARE METAL and he has applauded for no one else.]
averagehero: (Interesting)

[personal profile] averagehero 2016-06-20 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, chill. [sounds like he's banging pots and pans together, sheesh]
armsmode: (Twenty words or less!)

[personal profile] armsmode 2016-06-21 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
My apologies, Saitama-sensei.

[He'll stop, but he doesn't look that sorry.]
averagehero: (Point)

[personal profile] averagehero 2016-06-21 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever, man, are we grabbing a beer after this?
armsmode: (Checking the rankings)

[personal profile] armsmode 2016-06-21 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
I am not of age, Saitama-sensei.

[...]

Well, I do not believe I am of age. I am unaware of the legal drinking age in this region.
averagehero: (Interesting)

[personal profile] averagehero 2016-06-21 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Can you even drink beer? I know food is normal for you, but could you even get a buzz?
armsmode: (There's a sale)

[personal profile] armsmode 2016-06-21 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not have a digestive system that allows for alcohol to reach my brain. My brain instead receives its necessary supplements from another system, since food is burned for biofuel. However, it is still illegal.
averagehero: (Lazy)

[personal profile] averagehero 2016-06-21 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, just get a coke or something then. More about who you're drinking with than the drink. [are those wise words from sensei? He really should start making something up to distract Genos, he really wasn't going to have anything to teach him while they're stuck out in space.

Not that he had much to teach him before.......]
armsmode: (Default)

[personal profile] armsmode 2016-06-23 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[!!!]

Just a moment, Saitama-sensei!

[He digs through his bag to find a journal of his, hurriedly writing down sensei's wise words. He brought the damn journal with him to the beach...]
averagehero: (Interesting)

[personal profile] averagehero 2016-06-23 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Urg, you carry that thing everywhere, don't you? [he really needed to watch we he said, or, well, maybe if he sprinkled in some sensei-sounding stuff he might only write that down.]
armsmode: (Twenty words or less!)

[personal profile] armsmode 2016-06-23 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! Even if we are stranded, I will not slack on my duties as your disciple!
averagehero: (Calm down)

[personal profile] averagehero 2016-06-23 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. [well, he'll put on his Sensei Tonetm]

Hey, what would you rather be-- a snowball or a rock? [you got less than twenty words before he's cutting you off, on this one]
armsmode: (ramble ramble ramble)

[personal profile] armsmode 2016-06-23 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
A rock. A rock does not melt in the sun.
averagehero: (Point)

[personal profile] averagehero 2016-06-23 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no, no-- write it down! And, uh, think about it more.
armsmode: (Sensei?)

[personal profile] armsmode 2016-06-23 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, forgive me, sensei!

[He'll hurriedly write it down!]
averagehero: (Point)

[personal profile] averagehero 2016-06-23 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
A snowball only melts if it's out of place, you know. [he didn't specify snowball location]
armsmode: (ramble ramble ramble)

[personal profile] armsmode 2016-06-23 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll write that down, too, but it still doesn't make sense to him. Is he supposed to select snowball? Clearly being a rock would be far better than being a snowball.]

I will think very hard about this, Saitama-sensei.
averagehero: (Good sensei)

[personal profile] averagehero 2016-06-23 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. [fingerguns! This'll definitely keep Genos distracted.]
gentlemenpreferblondes: (Or help you at the automat)

[personal profile] gentlemenpreferblondes 2016-06-22 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Contestant: J
Poses:pose 1
pose 2
pose 3

J is almost regretting this whole thing. Originally the whole sign up had been just to coax a reaction out of Sans and she had been more than ready to ditch the whole thing but oh well, here she is.

However, when Mettaton shouts out her introduction all the awkwardness disappears as J puts on the most charming and flirtatious smile you'll ever see and stretches out her legs for everyone to see. Clearly enjoying from the attention, she's totally owning the whole show by walking around the stage and making few spins so that no one will miss her beautiful figure. Oh yeah, she's totally confident in her body and that she's the best one out there. If her eyes meets with anyone else she'll be sure to wink and blow a small kiss at their direction.
Edited 2016-06-22 20:14 (UTC)
daintylegs: (pic#9233292)

[personal profile] daintylegs 2016-06-18 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Contestant:
Poses:

Tailgate is bomb
Oh You
Crashing headfirst into people WITH STYLE

Tailgate doesn't know what's going on but he's totally into it.
fight4theusers: ([1982] not sure if want?)

Re: TRON

[personal profile] fight4theusers 2016-06-15 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Contestant: Tron
Poses:
Pic 1
Pic 2
Pic 3

Tron has no idea what he's doing here. He'd somehow ended up signing up for this event... all he'd heard was that it would be "great fun, you're perfect for it!" And now he's out here posing, and if programs could blush, he'd be doing so. As it is, his circuits are glowing brighter in the sun.