Dumb and Dumberer ( CLOSED )

[sidecars]

Who: Bucky Barnes sidecars and Big Boss camouflage
When: Early March
Where: Training Simulation Room
What: That one time a grown ass old man was scared of vampires and a child saved him.
Warnings: Excessive amounts of Nazi killing, probably some period racism



[ Fortunately for all parties involved, Bucky is so set in his ways as an Allied force of nature that most of the simulations he has saved for himself have Nazi SS officers as part of the programming. Now all he has to do is randomize an evil Nazi castle (and there are plenty to choose from let him tell you), and add a wonderful final boss at the end that he hopes will confuse the hell out of old man Ish, letting Bucky sweep in and save the day.

Goddamn he is having more fun with a fifty year old than a man his age ever should. Oh well, he's ready to whoop Ishmael's ass. He's got the box and wrapping all picked out. Then he's gonna spank it and hand it back in that box. It will be perfect.

By the time ol' One-Eye shows up, Bucky is almost done with inputs as he hums one of Glenn Miller's big band sounds. ]

Comments

[camouflage]

Great. [said in the most sarcastic tone ever. it's simultaneously embarrassed and exasperated at the same time somehow. he doesn't care about cool points bucky! not at all.

and he's about to give the kid another piece of his mind for putting a damn vampire in the simulation when barnes suddenly... gropes him. and he can do nothing but stand there, frozen. he's had people grab his junk before and squeeze, but that had offended him less than bucky with a hand on his pec.

john actually begins to blush.]

I don't... Get your hand off me, Jim.

[sidecars]

Jeez, sorry [ He's not really, but he takes his hand off all the same. ] Oh! Hey! We didn't check our scores yet! You got us all off track with your vamp fears.

[ He brings it up on screen to see what the damage is. Bucky got creamed, but he managed the furthest distance for a headshot. That's something at least! ]

[camouflage]

[YOU'VE GONE AND MADE BIG BOSS BLUSH, YOU SHOULD BE SORRY!! but he just shakes his head and focuses on the scores. he's done pretty well, considering it was his first time in one of these things, but he knows he could always do better. he'll have to run some more simulations, think of some other scenarios outside of the box.

john might have asked bucky what else he could dream up, but honestly, he's a little wary of what else the kid could throw in. maybe some other time. WAY down the road.]

Well, despite you running into everything like you were trying out for the next action movie, I'd say you were pretty good. Nice job with that headshot.

[sidecars]

Hey, shooting gets boring fast. I need a thrill.

[ He is pretty happy with his accuracy on that distance, though. He could do much better with a sniper rifle, but that wasn't exactly a choice with this program. ]

Yeah! Not too bad with a pistol. Next time I'll definitely get one up on ya.

[camouflage]

Shoot for the stars, right? [well if bucky wanted to battle with sniper rifles, he'd definitely be there for that. john doesn't get much chance to practice his long shot.]

Next time? Don't touch my chest at the end. I don't care if you managed to shoot someone on another planet.

[BECAUSE SERIOUSLY..... STILL KIND OF BLUSHING.]