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thisavrou_log2016-03-09 05:44 am
sidecars) wrote in thisavrou_log2016-03-09 05:44 am
Dumb and Dumberer ( CLOSED )
Who: Bucky Barnes sidecars and Big Boss camouflage
When: Early March
Where: Training Simulation Room
What: That one time a grown ass old man was scared of vampires and a child saved him.
Warnings: Excessive amounts of Nazi killing, probably some period racism
[ Fortunately for all parties involved, Bucky is so set in his ways as an Allied force of nature that most of the simulations he has saved for himself have Nazi SS officers as part of the programming. Now all he has to do is randomize an evil Nazi castle (and there are plenty to choose from let him tell you), and add a wonderful final boss at the end that he hopes will confuse the hell out of old man Ish, letting Bucky sweep in and save the day.
Goddamn he is having more fun with a fifty year old than a man his age ever should. Oh well, he's ready to whoop Ishmael's ass. He's got the box and wrapping all picked out. Then he's gonna spank it and hand it back in that box. It will be perfect.
By the time ol' One-Eye shows up, Bucky is almost done with inputs as he hums one of Glenn Miller's big band sounds. ]
sidecars and Big Boss camouflageWhen: Early March
Where: Training Simulation Room
What: That one time a grown ass old man was scared of vampires and a child saved him.
Warnings: Excessive amounts of Nazi killing, probably some period racism
[ Fortunately for all parties involved, Bucky is so set in his ways as an Allied force of nature that most of the simulations he has saved for himself have Nazi SS officers as part of the programming. Now all he has to do is randomize an evil Nazi castle (and there are plenty to choose from let him tell you), and add a wonderful final boss at the end that he hopes will confuse the hell out of old man Ish, letting Bucky sweep in and save the day.
Goddamn he is having more fun with a fifty year old than a man his age ever should. Oh well, he's ready to whoop Ishmael's ass. He's got the box and wrapping all picked out. Then he's gonna spank it and hand it back in that box. It will be perfect.
By the time ol' One-Eye shows up, Bucky is almost done with inputs as he hums one of Glenn Miller's big band sounds. ]
no subject
[ He is pretty happy with his accuracy on that distance, though. He could do much better with a sniper rifle, but that wasn't exactly a choice with this program. ]
Yeah! Not too bad with a pistol. Next time I'll definitely get one up on ya.
no subject
Next time? Don't touch my chest at the end. I don't care if you managed to shoot someone on another planet.
[BECAUSE SERIOUSLY..... STILL KIND OF BLUSHING.]