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big daddy meat ([personal profile] camouflage) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou_log2016-05-03 09:24 pm

(catch-all) lowlife, yo life, boy we livin it up

Who: big boss, multiple
When: all of may
Where: oh the places you'll go
What:
thread 1: have you ever just wanted to embarrass the shit out of someone
thread 2: jim and john's excellent adventure
thread 3: 1000 ways to die in wwii
Warnings:
thread 1: none
thread 2: general wwii warnings
thread 3: general wwii warnings, including period racisim
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[personal profile] warandpeace 2016-05-04 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Since there are swimsuits in the mail in general, he makes an assumption. Problem is? The one he received is a uh.... little less respectable than one he has ever owned in his entire life. At least John's are relatively nostalgic. Miller opened his mailbox and- well he wasn't expecting that of all things.]

[He actually gets the message right after making this discovery, and a sort of unsettled dread hits him. So he needs to go to the pool. What sort of hell did Big Boss get in the mail???]

[At least this promises to be less dour than some of their talks.]

[After a short reply, Miller makes his way over to there. He ends up leaning hesitantly into the pool area to look at Big Boss, tipping to look into the doorway. That abomination in his pocket, just because he'd just received it and hadn't thrown it away.]
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[personal profile] warandpeace 2016-05-04 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[At first Kaz actually looks relieved as he sees those black trunks, at least for the bit before recognition hits.]

You've not been walking around the rest of the ship in those? [At the pool is one thing. Around the ship is another. He has to check. He never knows for sure with Big Boss.]

...Wait, I don't think what I got in the mail is really appropriate for me to swim in. I don't know that I even can swim anymore. [He's already making excuses.]
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[personal profile] warandpeace 2016-05-04 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
What? [He reaches out and snatches it with the speed of a man who needs to rip an embarrassing college picture out of someone's hands. God. He used to pose at people in these.]

[He holds them up in front of his face, as if he needs to stare at them good and hard to check if they were actually real. He has the guitar. Why not his nonsense swimwear?]

How did-

[And he glances down at the edge of pink visible peeking at the edge of his pocket. An incriminating, shamed glance.]
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[personal profile] warandpeace 2016-05-04 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[This nonsense is a welcome distraction from everything that had been in his head. Welcome and also frustrating because he's again reminded it was just as hard for him to keep pants on Snake as it was for Snake to keep pants on him.]

[Okay, maybe moderately easier.]

Something that needs to be destroyed. [He says it as if he pulled them off Skull Face himself which is really a mental image no one wants but now it's here anyway. He reaches out to try and snatch them back.]
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[personal profile] warandpeace 2016-05-04 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He jams them back into his pocket, where they'll inevitably be forgotten again.]

[The the other pair he holds in front of him, measuring them against his hips, pondering whether that ass has gotten too big for them. Then he actually looks behind him.]

[He's been exercising much more since he got the prosthetics, and is mostly back in shape. Most of it on manufactured terrain, but it does its job. Then he realizes he just openly judged his own ass and looks back at Snake. Just directly in his one eye.]

Did you really walk around the ship in those?
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[personal profile] warandpeace 2016-05-04 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
[He snorts at the reassurance (even if, in the back of his mind, he did need it).] It's not professional to wear it while you're on duty.

[As if there's a terrible lot to do. But his tone edges toward that slightly pitched thing he can break into whenever Snake does something he is sure must be deliberately frustrating. (Something he actually kind of misses but doesn't want to admit it.)]

Do you actually want to swim or did you just want to show me these?

[Because he doesn't sound like he's against actually trying. Better to flail around in the water with someone he knows.]
Edited 2016-05-04 08:40 (UTC)
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[personal profile] warandpeace 2016-05-04 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Planning on interrogating the pool? [He sasses a little, but then when asked about his concerns.]

Not exactly.

[He's worried how off balance he'll be.] I might need help. [Well... considering that he's seen him naked... Kaz just glances one way quick, then the other, and starts shedding clothes as quick as he can.]

[Yes he'll be a hypocrite and change right here, but he'll get his ass covered again as quickly as possible.]
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[personal profile] warandpeace 2016-05-04 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He is in that speedo by the time that he comes up for air anyway. There would have basically been no time for oggling. Though it's not like it's a particularly concealing number, he's spared showing off some dumb cockbra of a thing.]

Alright I- Wait.

[Last moment he remembers that he can't exactly swim wearing his sunglasses. Those get tossed on his clothes. He sticks his legs in the water and... well, he's got a concerned look on his face, looking at his left, where the prosthetic is. But he oozes off into it.]

[He feels like he's walking on a balloon. And when he shifts his weight one way, left leg goes up, right leg stays down, and he has to slap the water with his left arm and grab the edge with his fake one. Yup, went about as well as he expected it would.]

[But Kaz is nothing if not stubborn, and after a bit of grunting he just... turns them off. Fine. He'll figure out how to do it with one leg and one arm.]
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[personal profile] warandpeace 2016-05-05 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[He grunts at the joke, bracing his foot against the side of the pool so he can splash water spitefully in John's direction. He heard that pun, sir. He knows it was meant.]

[He doesn't actually look all that mad, though.] Maybe in a minute. I'll try to swim over to where you are. Once I figure out what I'm doing.

Treading water was a lot easier when I had two feet to do it with.

[He thinks if he's careful he can use his arm without throwing himself into wobbly lighter-than-water chaos again.] You know. I was worried you would have ended up with something like I did. [And he knows that there is a vague, vague chance that Snake would wear that just to get a reaction. For all that he's a rough military man, every military man has a little bit of dumb idiot with the desire to spread chaos in him.]
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[personal profile] warandpeace 2016-05-06 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's true. [Which may have been a part of the fear there. It's sometimes very hard to predict what this man will do, but he does have some small sense of decorum. (Even if his subcommander didn't all those years ago)]

[Right now, that subcommander has the most dedicated expression as he's working out how to go from one place to the other. He kicks off from the side of the pool finally, coordinates a frog-legged kick with a half-ass breast stroke, and successfully makes it over there. Even if it's very efforted.]

[He grabs Snake's shoulder once he's over there to right himself and look back at where he just swam, already trying to figure out if there's an easier way.]
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-04 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ And here he comes now, excited as ever to meet up with Ishmael, because for once he shouldn't be getting tranqed or manhandled. That'll be a nice change of pace. That and he asked him to come along, not anyone else. Bucky considers that a point of pride and he's not about to miss this chance. ]

You're gonna tell everyone I'm your grand prodigy, right?
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-04 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Gee thanks, old man.

[ Rude! He asks for one compliment! But even with a wrinkled nose, Bucky steps up beside Ishmael, ready to take the plunge. ]

Last one in's a rotten egg!

[ And just like that, Bucky slaps him on the ass and jumps forward into the Ingress. ]
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-04 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ No, it sure ain't. But it's damn familiar to Bucky, and maybe if he had more time to study their surroundings he could have told Ishmael, but that time has passed. ]

Alright, alright, fellas! We come in peace'n all that jazz!

[ At least what they are speaking is English. They would be hosed if this were German soldiers.

Just like his partner in crime Bucky remains perfectly still, letting their newfound friends come around to their front with rifles poised. He is all sweet smiles and obedience since he certainly didn't pack for the trip (he assumed meeting up at Ishmael's base would afford him weapons). But one of them breaks position looking curiously gobsmacked. ]


Bucky?

Uh... Yeah—

Oh my God, Bucky! Sweet Jesus, we been lookin' everywhere for you! [ And like that the handful of scouts put their rifles down. ] The Invaders have been sendin' out parties for months. Same with the Commandos, Sir. [ As if he forgot himself, he acknowledges Ishmael with a salute. ]

Oh! Uh, yeah, sorry, we've... [ He looks at the older man beside him with a look that says he has no clue what's going on, but he's going to wing it. ] Well, it's sort of classified.

Right, let's just get back to HQ. You can get the Boss up to speed. [ Despite the confusion on Bucky's face he keeps talking. ] She'll be relieved to know you both're in one piece.

Uhmm, yeah, o... kay, good call.
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-04 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ To be honest, Bucky isn't all that gung ho to find out just whose clutches he's been dragged into, and he would have thought the same for Ishmael. But the way he sounded was too strange to be acting for the situation. Honestly, he can't imagine the guy ever acting at all.

He keeps his mouth shut for the moment, gradually walking slower and slower until they've got a wide distance between them and their escort at the front. That's when Bucky finally speaks up, keeping his voice low. ]


What's up your butt?
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-05 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
The Invaders are my Special Forces unit. And the Howling Commandos work with us sometimes...

[ He stays quiet for a beat, considering how this can all be. ]

I think... I think I'm home. But, I don't know who this Boss is.

[ They've never called Agent Carter "Boss" before, so he has no idea who this woman can be. There are very few who serve in combat and possibly none who could hold the mantle of "Boss". So this? This is going to be interesting, and he sure hopes it's not a trick of Lady Lotus' or Madam Hydra's or even Warrior Woman's. That would really put a damper on their day.

But when they return to camp in the evening, everything seems as it should be. Although, word has already spread to their base that they are returning. The new blood is talking with each other, some running to find their friends and tell them what they know. ]


Bucky! [ It's Toro who stops him first. He grabs him with his smoldering hands like he can't be sure he's real. ] Holy smokes! I thought—Gosh, I didn't want to think it, but...

Jeez, have a little more faith in me, pal.

[ If Bucky weren't seeing this with his own eyes, he may never believe it. But his good friend is standing in front of him, flesh and blood. He pulls the guy into a big hug that leaves Toro a little confused as their entourage continues toward the Boss' bombed out quarters. ]

Uhh, Barnes...? You okay?

Yeah, I just... It feels like forever.

Well it has been. Cap's been searching night and day.

Ha, whatta guy...

[ The look Toro gives him is disconcerting. ] Guy—?

Bucky. [ His name comes from the front, and it sure isn't Steve's. It's a woman's, strong and beautiful really. She's dressed in red, white, and blue, holding Captain America's shield in one hand. ] Jack. You're both alive.
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-12 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, up to speed... [ Bucky doesn't sound too enthused about that. At all. ] About that, ma'am—Er, Boss—Cap!

[ God, what is he supposed to call her? What does he call her in this world. Her face doesn't change, but it's clear something in her eyes becomes a little harder. ]

Bucky, are you feeling okay?

You know, now that you mention it, I'm feelin' pretty beat! You know, tired, a little worn around the edges. Probably from all that torture we were subjected to for, like, however... long we were gone. Yeah, man, it's all just comin' back to me now and I can't make heads or tails of what or where or even when I'm from so maybe we should do this whole debriefing thing tomorrow after a good night's rest, because I think, you know that'd really.... help...

[ HE IS RAMBLING SO HARD SOMEONE SAVE HIM FROM HIMSELF! ]
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-17 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Right! yes, Thank you, Cap. [ He gives a mock salute and spins around before the woman can change her mind. Bucky sticks as close as he can to Ishmael so no one can overhear them. ] So. Jack, huh? Just how many goddamn names do you have?
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-18 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, they're my group—Well, my partner's group. Who is. Now a woman that you know. [ And boy is that going to take awhile to get over. ] Hot damn she's a looker, though! That must get distracting.

[ It would for Bucky. ]

The Invaders are a team of uhh super people, basically. Some fly, some catch on fire, some happen to be the King of the Fish People. I mean, except for me. I'm normal. [ And boy oh boy doesn't that just fill him with pride! ] The others—The Howling Commandos are—You remember that cardboard tank I was drawin' on? Remember the guy that looked like you? Nick Fury lead the Commandos. They are just a ragtag bunch that help us out a time or two.
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-06-03 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Jeez, alright. Take it easy... [ Ish may snap at him form time to time, but this is entirely different. This is personal, and boy is there a story here that Bucky would love to get his hands on. But for now, he'll be "good." ]

Uhhh, well, if it's the Commandos I know Dugan's your second. He wears a bowler hat and he's got this huge bar handle mustache. And, boy, are the Howlers on the brass' bad side. Fury doesn't really listen to things like regulations. Seriously, just be you and you'll fit in perfectly. Find a cigar if you can.
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[personal profile] warandpeace 2016-05-17 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He's heard the stories. How great it is, what a fun time they're having, all that. But now... now it looks like they're not coming back out. Part of him wants to leave them, and he can't tell whether the part that wants to go after them is selfish or not. He hates being alone, can't stand the thought of it. He knows Big Boss has his greater ambitions. But what if he left them? What if they spent the rest of their days happy in there? He'd never have to worry about Outer Heaven being completed. About the grim future in store for Bucky (he hopes).]

[It's legitimately a difficult decision. Ultimately, he decides to go in after them. He can't abide leaving two people he's so invested in living a delusion, in a world where they're not true. Where their experiences are lies.]

[Not again.]

[So he finds himself moving through a tattered township, some houses bombed out shells.] Hell of a place to be having a great time... [He mutters to himself, mostly remembering the ruin he'd grown up in. But wasn't that the thing of it? Like he'd considered in exploring the wasteland, for American soldiers there's the promise of home, escape. But what if this is home?]

[He momentarily forgets his goal to pick up a half-visible picture, covered in ash and soot. Tips his head as he looks at it, and runs his hand over it, brushing it away.]

Cécile Caminades... [Just having a conversation with himself again, somewhere between concerned and pleased. Even with the faintest smile.] What is a world without my Parisienne, huh? You better have found somewhere safe...

[He's not trying hard to hide. It doesn't occur to him that he might need to. Instead he's just standing there, in a three piece suit and nice shoes that seem ill-suited for the zone. With an umbrella hung over his left arm for god knows what reason, setting this picture up against the house he found it beside, like he wants the owners to find it should they ever return (though who would want to?). If only he knew the unfortunate role he's stuck in today.]
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-17 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my God [ It all sounds rather surprised as Bucky follows a lone target down what's left of a major street through the scope of his Springfield rifle. Together with Snake, he rests on his stomach in a crow's nest in a shelled out building. At one point, Bucky is sure it was once beautiful.

Now it's only useful to someone like him. ]


Is that—Is that Agent X? What is he doing?

[ There isn't time to really question it. He only has this one chance to take this Jap bastard down. Maybe it's a trap, maybe it's a body double. Who can say? They can figure it out after they dissect the corpse. ]

Sayonara, Nip.

[ Drawing out a slow, even exhale he target's the widest part of him: his chest. Bucky fires, the bullet making a loud crack, and it hits its target right where he wanted. ]
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[personal profile] warandpeace 2016-05-18 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
[A combination of chest armor and the suit is what kept him from dying. The thing that saved him as his eyes filled with sparks and there was nothing but pain shattering through his ribs. Immediately his breath was gone, and angry pains prickled to his prosthetic like ribbons of wire through his veins.]

[Agent X flew back, landed, but didn't go down. Not for good, anyway. He scrambled to his feet and ducked into that house, holding his chest.]

[Breathe. One. Two. Three. Don't pass out. Breathe.]

[The shot came from the direction of a tall building, so he could make a guess. Clearest fire. He worked his way into the kitchen, knowing a bruise was blooming and was damn lucky to be alive, and he struggled to refill his lungs.]

[He clicked on the stealth camo he'd brought with him and slipped out a window, making a slow getaway. Three minutes. He has this. The light passed around him, blending him in, and he held up a pair of motherbase issue binoculars to listen in to the conversation coming from the direction of the sniper.]
Edited 2016-05-18 07:29 (UTC)
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yaay bucky finally gets to swear

[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-20 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well he's about to agree with Snake when the slippery sonuvabitch actually gets up. ]

What in the sam hill? [ He follows the fucker through his scope to pick him off again, but he's too quick. He takes cover in another building, leaving Bucky with only one option: curse up a storm. ] Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me. Are you seein' this shit?!
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[personal profile] warandpeace 2016-05-26 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kaz has been yanked from a state of nostalgia and all the fondness in the world into a state of What are those two assholes doing? as he catches bits of the conversation. Which, hell, if Snake's coming he needs to get the hell out of the way. There is still sparks in his vision, and he's pretty sure a rib or two must have suffered from that.]

[He just keeps willing himself to stay alert. Control his breathing so it's not labored. There's too many things to focus on.]

[He'd compliment whoever did it on the shot except he really just wants to slap either one of them until their ass is purple at this point. As he knows John is making his way one way, Miller creeps his way the other, taking stock of every hiding point he can see along the way.]
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-06-03 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Thankfully Bucky doesn't need an audience in order to continue talking. ] Roger. [ He returns his attention to the field looking for signs of either one of them. ]