camouflage: (DRILL)
big daddy meat ([personal profile] camouflage) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou_log2016-05-03 09:24 pm

(catch-all) lowlife, yo life, boy we livin it up

Who: big boss, multiple
When: all of may
Where: oh the places you'll go
What:
thread 1: have you ever just wanted to embarrass the shit out of someone
thread 2: jim and john's excellent adventure
thread 3: 1000 ways to die in wwii
Warnings:
thread 1: none
thread 2: general wwii warnings
thread 3: general wwii warnings, including period racisim
sidecars: (just keep it)

[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-04 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ And here he comes now, excited as ever to meet up with Ishmael, because for once he shouldn't be getting tranqed or manhandled. That'll be a nice change of pace. That and he asked him to come along, not anyone else. Bucky considers that a point of pride and he's not about to miss this chance. ]

You're gonna tell everyone I'm your grand prodigy, right?
sidecars: (no punches)

[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-04 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Gee thanks, old man.

[ Rude! He asks for one compliment! But even with a wrinkled nose, Bucky steps up beside Ishmael, ready to take the plunge. ]

Last one in's a rotten egg!

[ And just like that, Bucky slaps him on the ass and jumps forward into the Ingress. ]
sidecars: (pic#9935300)

[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-04 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ No, it sure ain't. But it's damn familiar to Bucky, and maybe if he had more time to study their surroundings he could have told Ishmael, but that time has passed. ]

Alright, alright, fellas! We come in peace'n all that jazz!

[ At least what they are speaking is English. They would be hosed if this were German soldiers.

Just like his partner in crime Bucky remains perfectly still, letting their newfound friends come around to their front with rifles poised. He is all sweet smiles and obedience since he certainly didn't pack for the trip (he assumed meeting up at Ishmael's base would afford him weapons). But one of them breaks position looking curiously gobsmacked. ]


Bucky?

Uh... Yeah—

Oh my God, Bucky! Sweet Jesus, we been lookin' everywhere for you! [ And like that the handful of scouts put their rifles down. ] The Invaders have been sendin' out parties for months. Same with the Commandos, Sir. [ As if he forgot himself, he acknowledges Ishmael with a salute. ]

Oh! Uh, yeah, sorry, we've... [ He looks at the older man beside him with a look that says he has no clue what's going on, but he's going to wing it. ] Well, it's sort of classified.

Right, let's just get back to HQ. You can get the Boss up to speed. [ Despite the confusion on Bucky's face he keeps talking. ] She'll be relieved to know you both're in one piece.

Uhmm, yeah, o... kay, good call.
sidecars: (when I was little I knew)

[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-04 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ To be honest, Bucky isn't all that gung ho to find out just whose clutches he's been dragged into, and he would have thought the same for Ishmael. But the way he sounded was too strange to be acting for the situation. Honestly, he can't imagine the guy ever acting at all.

He keeps his mouth shut for the moment, gradually walking slower and slower until they've got a wide distance between them and their escort at the front. That's when Bucky finally speaks up, keeping his voice low. ]


What's up your butt?
sidecars: (wasn't for him)

[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-05 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
The Invaders are my Special Forces unit. And the Howling Commandos work with us sometimes...

[ He stays quiet for a beat, considering how this can all be. ]

I think... I think I'm home. But, I don't know who this Boss is.

[ They've never called Agent Carter "Boss" before, so he has no idea who this woman can be. There are very few who serve in combat and possibly none who could hold the mantle of "Boss". So this? This is going to be interesting, and he sure hopes it's not a trick of Lady Lotus' or Madam Hydra's or even Warrior Woman's. That would really put a damper on their day.

But when they return to camp in the evening, everything seems as it should be. Although, word has already spread to their base that they are returning. The new blood is talking with each other, some running to find their friends and tell them what they know. ]


Bucky! [ It's Toro who stops him first. He grabs him with his smoldering hands like he can't be sure he's real. ] Holy smokes! I thought—Gosh, I didn't want to think it, but...

Jeez, have a little more faith in me, pal.

[ If Bucky weren't seeing this with his own eyes, he may never believe it. But his good friend is standing in front of him, flesh and blood. He pulls the guy into a big hug that leaves Toro a little confused as their entourage continues toward the Boss' bombed out quarters. ]

Uhh, Barnes...? You okay?

Yeah, I just... It feels like forever.

Well it has been. Cap's been searching night and day.

Ha, whatta guy...

[ The look Toro gives him is disconcerting. ] Guy—?

Bucky. [ His name comes from the front, and it sure isn't Steve's. It's a woman's, strong and beautiful really. She's dressed in red, white, and blue, holding Captain America's shield in one hand. ] Jack. You're both alive.
sidecars: (pic#9935286)

[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-12 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, up to speed... [ Bucky doesn't sound too enthused about that. At all. ] About that, ma'am—Er, Boss—Cap!

[ God, what is he supposed to call her? What does he call her in this world. Her face doesn't change, but it's clear something in her eyes becomes a little harder. ]

Bucky, are you feeling okay?

You know, now that you mention it, I'm feelin' pretty beat! You know, tired, a little worn around the edges. Probably from all that torture we were subjected to for, like, however... long we were gone. Yeah, man, it's all just comin' back to me now and I can't make heads or tails of what or where or even when I'm from so maybe we should do this whole debriefing thing tomorrow after a good night's rest, because I think, you know that'd really.... help...

[ HE IS RAMBLING SO HARD SOMEONE SAVE HIM FROM HIMSELF! ]
sidecars: (pic#9935295)

[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-17 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Right! yes, Thank you, Cap. [ He gives a mock salute and spins around before the woman can change her mind. Bucky sticks as close as he can to Ishmael so no one can overhear them. ] So. Jack, huh? Just how many goddamn names do you have?
sidecars: (pic#9935292)

[personal profile] sidecars 2016-05-18 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, they're my group—Well, my partner's group. Who is. Now a woman that you know. [ And boy is that going to take awhile to get over. ] Hot damn she's a looker, though! That must get distracting.

[ It would for Bucky. ]

The Invaders are a team of uhh super people, basically. Some fly, some catch on fire, some happen to be the King of the Fish People. I mean, except for me. I'm normal. [ And boy oh boy doesn't that just fill him with pride! ] The others—The Howling Commandos are—You remember that cardboard tank I was drawin' on? Remember the guy that looked like you? Nick Fury lead the Commandos. They are just a ragtag bunch that help us out a time or two.
sidecars: (pic#9935293)

[personal profile] sidecars 2016-06-03 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Jeez, alright. Take it easy... [ Ish may snap at him form time to time, but this is entirely different. This is personal, and boy is there a story here that Bucky would love to get his hands on. But for now, he'll be "good." ]

Uhhh, well, if it's the Commandos I know Dugan's your second. He wears a bowler hat and he's got this huge bar handle mustache. And, boy, are the Howlers on the brass' bad side. Fury doesn't really listen to things like regulations. Seriously, just be you and you'll fit in perfectly. Find a cigar if you can.