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[sidecars]

Who: Bucky Barnes sidecars and Ocelot yer_pretty_good
When: Around Mar 13
Where: Medbay
What: Bucky waits for Meh with his favorite person ever
Warnings: None


[ After his questionably successful prank pulled on Ishamel, Bucky's been left with a bloody broken nose and unstoppable grin as he comes down to Medbay in thermals and bare feet. He likely wouldn't have come anyway, but then Miller started being a threatening asshole...

So here he is.

His distaste is clearly written on his expressive face when Bucky strolls in, looking around for anyone he recognizes. Who he finds makes him sigh. ]

Well hello, kitty cat.

[ Even with a smashed face he has not learned a single lesson all night. ]

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[yer_pretty_good]

[Ocelot spends a lot of his time just lounging in the main entrance of the Medbay because it gives him more to look at instead of squirreling away in an office for patients that aren't coming.

He's behind the same desk as last time with his feet kicked up just as before. Instead of twirling his gun, though, he's reading a book. Sometimes he likes to mix it up.

The book is far less interesting than what walks in though, and he gives Bucky a slow smile.]

That a new look?

[sidecars]

For me? Not really. I'm a little shocked I'm not in here more. [ Because, let's be honest, Bucky is annoying. He's very aware of it, but he is too compelled to ever stop. ] So is Yewll busy? I'm not allowed to leave until I get this fixed.

[yer_pretty_good]

She'll be back soon, I'm sure.

[That's the most dedicated doctor he's ever seen. Ocelot pulls open a drawer and grabs a clipboard and pen.]

You gotta report your incident so she knows how to treat you.

[He clicks the pen and gets ready to write.]

So what stupid thing did you do this time?

[This is totally official, Bucky. Ocelot is doing his job by filling out the paperwork. There's no form on the clipboard just a blank piece of paper...]

[sidecars]

Officially I "fell." [ Bucky's even nice enough to use air quotes. ] What terrible luck, huh?

[yer_pretty_good]

[Ocelot lifts his brow and starts writing.]

Accident during sexual activity. The patient over-exerted himself in the first twenty seconds and 'fell'.

[A glance up.]

If you can make shit up, so can I.

[sidecars]

[ siiiiigh you bitch. ]

Fine. I scared your friend pretending to be a vampire, so he punched me in the face.

[ He will keep the hog-tying to himself. ]

[yer_pretty_good]

.... What friend?

[Who would be pretending to be a vampire?]

[sidecars]

Hopefully the only one you have that's scared of Dracula. You know! Beard, one-eye, ruggedly handsome. Likes Moby Dick.

[ Too bad he's describing two men on board. ]

[yer_pretty_good]

[Ocelot looks suddenly amused. True, he has two friends that meet that description, but he's pretty sure only one would punch Bucky in the face. Ahab is kinder than the man he looks like.]

Sounds like you deserved it.

[He chuckles and puts the clipboard back in the desk.]

Just sit over there until the doc comes in.

[sidecars]

Well. I definitely won't argue that.

[ Bucky brings it upon himself and he knows it. It's foolish to get offended over an inevitable outcome. ]

How long's it gonna take?

[ Having a swelling, broken nose kinda hurts, mate. ]

[yer_pretty_good]

[Ocelot does feel a tiny bit of sympathy for the guy, even if he did deserve it.]

I dunno. Depends on when she gets back.

[sidecars]

Uuuggghhhh... [ The groan of all bored teenagers at the mall with their moms. Bucky sits down, sure, but he so doesn't like it. ] Don't you know when she'll be back? Ain't you a secretary? Or a receptionist?

[yer_pretty_good]

I'm a hypnotherapist. Secretary was not on my list of duties.

[Bucky is lucky Ocelot is humoring him. Actually, Ocelot is sort of humoring himself.]

What made you think it was a good idea to scare Snake?

[sidecars]

[ He keeps his face neutral at this new information about Ishmael, or Big Boss. ]

That what you call him? [ This man has way too many names. Then Bucky shrugs. ] Hey, I didn't say it was a good idea. But that rarely stops me from doing what I want.

[ Bucky smiles and his front teeth are stained with his own blood. Clearly a punch to the face doesn't stop him either. ]

[yer_pretty_good]

[The man does go by many names. He's surprised the whole ship isn't confused by now.]

Why don't you wash some of that blood off in the bathroom.

[He head indicates the direction.]

I'll get you an icepack.

[sidecars]

Swell. [ Bucky will do just that. Running warm water, he rubs his face as gingerly as possible to get rid of what he can. Some of the crusted blood pulls at his skin as he cleans himself, making him wince.

All that's left is a few light stains like he had been drinking kool-aid. ]

Icepack me, cat.

[ His hand is out and waiting. ]

[yer_pretty_good]

[Ocelot waits until Bucky has cleaned his face a little and hands over the icepack.]

This isn't your first bloody nose, I'm sure.

[He'd be surprised if it were.]

[sidecars]

No [ And it sure won't be the last. ] I'm kinda surprised I still even have one left.

[yer_pretty_good]

So am I.

[He smirked and hoped the blood did stop since he doesn't really want to see it all over the floor.]