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[takeitslow]

Who: Peter and you.
When: 15-20th
Where: Lounge/Mess/Hallways
What: Peter avoids dealing with life via games, TV, and being an annoyance
Warnings: Will update as needed.



Lounge;

[For several days, Peter takes control of the TV in the lounge. At first it was trying to learn the games that BB had left him, but after talking to Wanda its become his way to stop thinking about his conversation with Wanda. It's hard to think about the death of his alternate dimension self when playing Mario Cart.

Maybe he invited you over to play a few rounds. Maybe you catch him watching 90s comedy shows at four in the morning. Maybe you just want to yell at the kid who's been hogging the TV all day and has the volume turned up way too loud on Duck Hunt.]

Mess Hall and Cafe;

[What's another great way to avoid feelings? Eating.

Peter has commandeered a table to himself and has gathered a huge mess from the sheer amount he's packing away. He looks like the food has personally offended him, glaring down at every bite and stabbing everything viciously with his fork. Someone's moved into the anger portion of the process.

You could approach, but that glare says you might not like what happens when you do.]

Hallways;

[And now he's moved into follow someone around and annoy them part of the process.]

I'm just saying, if you work for a family like that, you don't get away with being dicks to them. No rich person is putting up with that.

[He's spent the past few minutes explaining the plot of 'Fresh Prince' to you. Engage?]

Comments

Hallways;

[foggybear]

Okay but think of all the good Fresh Prince has done for us. Straw joke is a classic, I still do it at parties. Nevermind Jump On It.

[ He can humour the weirdo kid with silver hair. He's seen him before, though he hasn't really talked to him or seen what he can do. He appreciates explaining the plot, but... ]

I had such a crush on Hilary Banks. Still do.

Hallways;

[takeitslow]

Wait, the straw- [He raises his hands to his face, making gestures at his nose.] That becomes classic? Really?

Well, yeah. She's hot. Hell, the chick with the nose thing was kind of hot. The only good thing I can see about the future is we don't loose out on good looking people. The fashion, however. Ugh! [He grimaces.] Clearly we reached the best of that in the sixties.

[foggybear]

You're talking about fashion? You have silver hair.

[ Not that Foggy can really gripe, his fashion is a little off the wall, too. Even if it's mostly just suits. Gotta dig those patterned ties. ]

You guys had the worst moustaches, I'm not even exaggerating. And bell bottoms.

[takeitslow]

So not cool dude. You're going to make fun of a kid that went gray early? I might have some serious image issues about it and you're just dragging it all up.

[He's trying to keep a serious face as he says it.]

I see your complaints on bad facial hair and challenge you with the miniskirt. Whatever bad fashion choices we made, I know we did right with that one.

[foggybear]

From the five seconds we've been talking I know that's bullshit. [ Mostly because it sounds like something he himself would say. Peter has the same sense of humour, he's noting, except he's far more energetic than himself. Kind of reminding himself to hit the gym again.

Not that he actually will, but he might buy a membership again when he gets back or something. ]

Yeah, that's true. It's--it's still going strong, man. You killed the big hair thing, too. For girls, I mean.

[takeitslow]

[Peter cackles, slapping Foggy on the shoulder. There's been a lack of people on board who are willing to call him out, and he has to appreciate when someone finally does.] You're terrible. I like that. But dude, this actually isn't hair dye.

Good. I'd hate to hear that the trend when back to something baggy or long. Bad enough that everyone on this ship has uniforms. [At least J wore dresses all the time. Thank god for small favors.] Yeah? Girl still go around looking like Brigitte Bardot?

[foggybear]

Oh, shit. [ He doesn't bother hiding his surprise or his mouth--Peter's basically an adult and on this ship and in the streets of New York he'd hear worse. ] My bad?

Brigitte Bardot.. There's a girl that looks a bit like her, yeah. [ And the goofy grin on his face has nothing to do with that. He swears. He definitely swears that's not the case. ] Probably the hottest lawyer you can ever meet.

[ Okay, so he's still kinda sort of in love, sue him. ]

[takeitslow]

[He spent a car ride with the Wolverine. He's certainly heard worse.] Come on, if I really cared I wouldn't still be talking to you.

Oh, buddy. Sounds like you've got something to spill. [He probably shouldn't be teasing when he's been just as goofy over his dumb crush on J, but Peter doesn't really understand the meaning of hypocrite.] So tell me about her. What's the hottest lawyer ever look like? I need a visual.

[foggybear]

Brigitte Bardot. Yeah, he's just giving you shit, buddy. [ And just you wait until he realizes Peter has a crush on someone. ]

Should I even tell you? How old are you, anyway? [ Not that that'll probably stop him. ]

[takeitslow]

[He'll deserve it when it happens.]

Seventeen. Come on, like age matters much anyway. I'm months off from qualifying for the draft. If I can die in a war, I can hear anything that you've got to say.