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( february intro log )
Who: Everyone
When: February 1st and on
Where: The Moira + Emiri
What: The crew finds themselves on the planet of Emiri
Warnings: Mentions of a corpse. Please label your content!
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When: February 1st and on
Where: The Moira + Emiri
What: The crew finds themselves on the planet of Emiri
Warnings: Mentions of a corpse. Please label your content!
I N T R O L O G |
"There will be no prison which can hold our movement down."
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iii!
she watches rick cuss out the kid and can't help cackling. ah, kids. how funny it is when they're orphans.]
Jolly good show, darling. [she raises an eyebrow at the sobbing girl, frowning.] Well, you heard him. Go on, urchin. Run along back to mummy and daddy. Or their graves, or whatever.
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...d-don't acknowledge it. If you give those little shits any attention at all they'll... th-they'll latch onto you even more like a starving tick and a fat, pampered pomeranian.
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[she gives the little girl one last scowl, then turns away back to the bar. to her own drink.]
I can't imagine it'll be much longer before they're all dumped on the nearest planet.
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Probably but I mean, I-I really could care less about what happens to a bunch of stowaways. They could be shot out of the trash shoot into the atmosphere f-for all I care.
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In an ideal world, darling. There's certainly a big enough résolveur de problèmes down in the cargo bay.
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[just gonna chug some of the bottle now fuck it]
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There's a suggestion box, darling. I do believe the person running it is obliged to take all crew ideas into consideration.
[ordinarily, she'd have left by now, but aurelia can sense a potential opportunity to dump a steaming problem into miles' lap. she's not expecting much, but it's always fun to try.]
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Shit, i-if they're obliged to take all ideas into consideration why - wh-why waste a suggestion on dumping a bunch of kids outta the ship? Fucking... I'd rather ask for a McDonalds or something.
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[aurelia disapproves of firing them out into space, of course, but she has a COLD BITCH image to keep up, alright.]
I'm fairly certain there's no limit.
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Nah, they'd probably take priority over the children. Spend all their resources making sure their space suits are - a-are nice and cozy, no chance of space leaking in there and making them explode. [Now for another shot.]
Y-y-you know how long it takes to make a perfect space suit? How much time and how much money? They could make a McDonalds in half the time and still have enough money for a steady production of shitty Happy Meal toys for at least a couple of months.
S-so they should make a McDonalds. They could send those kids out with Happy Meals and smiles on their exploding faces. [He turns to that girl who was crying and gives her a big smile.]
You'd take a Happy Meal over a space suit, right sweetie? [someone stop this man]
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[she snorts and downs the rest of her drink, getting up off her stool. kind of a shame this guy had to have such similar ideas to jack. aurelia suspects if he'd suggested any other method, she'd feel less... well, she's not actually sure what she's feeling. disgusted? probably. she doesn't get uncomfortable like that. nope. not at all.]
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Y-y-you'll warm up to the idea once you've got a Big Mac shoved down your throat.
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[despite trying to be the Bigger Person, aurelia literally pushes the little girl out the way so she can leave. fantastic, you really are the moral centre buddy]