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Cúrre ([personal profile] hownkai) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou_log2016-02-01 11:09 am

( february intro log )

Who: Everyone
When: February 1st and on
Where: The Moira + Emiri
What: The crew finds themselves on the planet of Emiri
Warnings: Mentions of a corpse. Please label your content!

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famed & framed
"There will be no prison which can hold our movement down."

The Ingress has pulled you in. Your body experiences several sensations at once: being pushed forward as if a hand is resting on your back, momentary and startling blindness, a gentle ringing in your head. You have difficulty discerning whether it is hot or cold, but where you have been prodded is noticeably warmer than the rest of you. Some may suffer from dizziness while others are perfectly fine. Once equilibrium has been reestablished, you will notice you are standing on a long platform and that the room is filled with a soft cerulean light. It's slightly humid and dark despite the glow around you, and nothing is familiar.

Yet, unlike most new crew arrivals, this one is in the middle of chaos.

Despite more recent events, the planet of Emiri is not as peaceful as it once was. Frederick Link is still missing, and the authorities of Emiri have yet to lift the interplanetary ban they have placed on all space crafts docked at the aerospace. The captains previous held a meeting asking crew for any and all information that might help them locate the Komai, a mysterious group determined to undermine Link'd Inc's work providing flourishing matches across the universe by causing random acts of violence and protest across the three main cities: Harashan, Avelle, and St. Murtel. These things have led to mass arrests as well as an unsettling atmosphere spreading across the planet, and since a previous broadcast, things are beginning to escalate.

A downward spiral of these events begins as soon as new arrivals start to leave the Ingress—an unmarked box arrives in the cargo bay addressed to the inhabitants of the Moira. As per his job, Niko Bellic is the one to discover this box and open it. For some, the contents may be particularly gruesome. Link’s body is inside, clothed in a simple white button-down and pants (no shoes), and it looks as if letters have begun to bleed through the material. Anyone with expert knowledge of torture may note that Link was, in fact, tortured for information, and those letters? The writing itself spells out the name St. Murtel.

The captains, having been alerted of this, make an attempt to contact those at Link’d Inc. Unfortunately, the damage has already been done.


☄ First: MISCOMMUNICATION
Somehow, whether intentional or not, the Komai have once again hacked public systems and networks to brand those of the Moira as the ones behind these terroristic acts. They still use their own name, but the images are different, focusing on familiar faces wearing the ship’s uniforms and traveling to the Aerospace to return to the Moira. Not only that, there are short recordings of Link’s final words that mention a very recognizable name: Captain Thán. The Komai have redirected the blame to the Moira and its crew for their own means, and in response, any and all crew who are captured by authorities will immediately be detained and shipped out to unknown locations. The Captains send a message via MID and request everyone return to the ship to prevent this from happening. Yet, not all messages will be delivered depending on how far away they are.

With everyone’s safety hanging in the balance, the Captains have decided to take things into their own hands and find a way to lift the block on the Moira so they can leave Emiri’s orbit and avoid further repercussions regardless of whether or not any one of the crew wants to stay.






☄ Second: DECOY & DISTRACT
After learning that Benjamin Link, son of recently deceased Frederick Link, knows how to unlock the ship so they can leave, the captains ask for volunteers to act as decoys on a mission to the Aerospace in Harashan. Their job is to distract guards and Emiri citizens, leaving the path clear for Benjamin to get to the computers. The captains reiterate that they are to use nonfatal methods as they don’t want a repeat of the events on Caducus Primary. Without his help, the ship won’t be able to leave, making this mission critical and extremely time sensitive.

☄ Third: RESCUE
During the mission, Benjamin informs the crew that the Komai aren’t incorrect in their claims that Link’d Inc uses unforgivable means to obtain information in order to make their matches perfect. The children the crew dreamed about are just two of many—the offspring of Emirian citizens who had gone missing. It has long been suspected that Link’d Inc was involved in their disappearances, but only recently has the Komai done anything to shed light on these gruesome rumors. Benjamin, after successfully unlocking the ship, disables the security systems in St. Murtel, which will allow the children a chance to escape. They’ll need assistance in getting out of St. Murtel and to a pre-designated area in Avelle where a group of Komai and Emirians will be waiting for them.

But be careful. If anyone is recognized as part of the crew, they will be placed under arrest for treason and possibly never heard from again.

☄ Fourth: BREAKING OUT
Now that the computer systems in Harashan’s Aerospace have been used to release the Moira, the entire crew are being called back via MID for an expedient exit from Emiri. Crew will be asked to assist other Moirans in getting back to the ship as quickly as possible via transporters or other small crafts as leaving is their only option at this point. In the escape, Emiri launches an attack on the Moira in an attempt to stop them. The ship’s previously unused defense systems activate, and those assigned to those positions are required to man their posts. Perhaps even those who don’t have the clearance are needed. Either way, it’s time to leave.

☄ Fifth: REFUGEES
Now that the ship has finally escaped Emiri’s orbit, the crew will notice a group of stragglers in the main hall. During the crew’s quick exit, about fifty Emirians have taken refuge aboard the Moira, and the captains have agreed to take them to the closest planet so they may start again or live a life free of Link’d Inc “rule”. The captains ask the crew to help get them clothes and food for their short stay, no longer than a day at most, and to occupy them as best they can. Tell jokes, sing songs, bring up the kittens so that everyone can attempt to wind down after this series of unfortunate events. Light entertainment won’t be provided, but on request, some crew members may do just that.


( ooc; This plot is spread out over the first half of the month of February, and follows the order of the prompts listed above. Feel free to take as much time as you need to with your characters and use the info above for posts/logs at your discretion. For questions, go here. Please comment to activity check to receive new ranks (if applicable)! )
whatawaste: (Tired)

Maya Hannis | OTA | CW: Drug use

[personal profile] whatawaste 2016-02-02 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Maya was out of the kriffing med bay as soon as they would let her. She didn't even care that she was only wearing one boot and had, quite possibly, signed her life away. Nor did she care about the hectic hallways, made of foreign materials, that engulfed her. None of that was her problem.

Her problem was that she was supposed to be in the Corellian system. Her problem was that she was supposed to be on her way home. Her problem was that she'd been ripped away from a ten-year-old boy who was depending on her to keep him safe from Imperial stormtroopers.

Anger practically radiated off of her like the heat of a sun.

It also didn't really help that the ship was filled with strangers and strange brainwaves. They began assaulting her almost immediately. With practice, Maya cold shut out the errant emotions and thoughts of others. But it had been a long time since she'd been on a ship with more than three or four other people. To say it was a strain on her already-frayed nerves was a decided understatement.

Which is why, after some limping down the corridor, she leaned her back against the wall, letting out a slow exhale. Half of her possessions were missing, including her fancy underwear (who stole a working girl's underwear?), but she quickly found one of her rankweek cigarettes and her lighter. Her hand was practically shaking as she pursed it in her lips and lit the tip, puffing out a cloud of aromatic, blue smoke. Maya had been trying so hard to quit. But if she didn't do something to take the edge off, she was going to explode.

And while they'd taken her underwear, they'd left her blaster.
allyisun: kicked puppy (:c)

[personal profile] allyisun 2016-02-02 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, here's someone who looks even worse than Allison feels, and Allison is feeling pretty awful right now. Maya isn't the only one who'd been ripped away from someone who needed her help, and she wasn't the only one angry about it, though Allison's anger is drowning in a stew of resignation and that gut-deep sense of loss and directionlessness that comes from being determined to do something and unable to do it.

So finding Maya looking pretty fed up wit life kind of feels like finding a kindred spirit. But instead of saying anything useful or supportive, Allison just ends up saying, "Is it safe to smoke on a spaceship?"

Being a shy, awkward nerd is a really hard thing to grow out of.
whatawaste: (Thoughtful)

[personal profile] whatawaste 2016-02-02 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
The girl was kind of cute. Not exactly built like a warrior, so Maya's hackles stayed down for the moment. She took another long drag on her cigarette, shrugging slightly.

She really hated space travel. The idea of giving up this particular vice felt rather unbearable.

"Seems like they woulda confiscated it if it was," she replied. "Instead, they just took my boot." And her underwear.

Yeah, Maya still hadn't managed to fully wrap her mind around that one yet.
allyisun: (Default)

[personal profile] allyisun 2016-02-02 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
So that's why the woman only has one boot on. She'd been wondering about that, but now she was left with more questions.

"Why only one?" she says, more to herself than Maya, staring at her one bare foot.

Allison's shoes remain squarely on both her feet, but not all her belongings made it with her.

"Some of my stuff is missing, too," she says. "I get the sword, but why my lipstick?"

She rubs her thumb against her lips, wishing she still had that. It helped her ground herself.
whatawaste: (Headachy)

[personal profile] whatawaste 2016-02-02 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Maya raised an eyebrow. It was a bit comforting to know that she wasn't the only one dealing with this kriffing insanity. It didn't take her any closer to where she was supposed to be. But safety and numbers and something else that people said.

"I had a bladed weapon too," she said, breathing out the aromatic blue smoke from her nose. "They took it. Left me with my blaster, though."

Another drag, and she turned to offer the girl her cigarette.
allyisun: (drink up)

[personal profile] allyisun 2016-02-03 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Blaster? Like, a gun?"

Who takes swords and boots and lipstick but lets people have guns? The cruel hand of fate and wonky portal technology, that's who.

Allison considers the offered cigarette. Common sense says that you probably shouldn't take unidentified drugs from strangers on weird spaceships. But Allison is the sort of person who takes unidentified liquor from demons, so common sense need not apply.

Gingerly taking the proffered cigarette, she takes a drag. Coughing out a few puffs of blue smoke, she passes it back. "What's in that anyway?"

She's had a couple goes at joints in her time, plus that one time she tried regular cigarettes, but this isn't quite like either pot or tobacco.
whatawaste: (Thoughtful)

[personal profile] whatawaste 2016-02-03 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pickled rankweed," Maya replied, taking the cigarette back. "Give it a few minutes. You'll start to feel better."

Unfortunately, Maya had built up more of a tolerance to the rankweed than she wanted to admit. It would take more than a few minutes--possibly more than one cigarette--before she began to really mellow and dull the edge of the sharp emotions and thoughts flying at her from every direction.

To say nothing of her own.

She took another languid drag, figuring that the first step to feeling calm was pretending that she was calm. "I don't suppose you know what system we're in," she asked the girl.

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abide: (pic#9941243)

[personal profile] abide 2016-02-02 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Steve has started the habit of keeping an eye out for new arrivals since the first time he'd shown up. At least, the first time he could remember. Wanda had given him a rundown of the things that had happened before that, part of the reason why he'd started tracking the directory, and he's actually en route to the medbay when he notices someone he's never seen before leaning against the wall. She doesn't look too comfortable or happy, and Steve doesn't have to be a mind reader to know she has to be new.

He's got a pretty decent eye for faces as it is.

So, he approaches her calmly, and once he's in her peripheral, slides his hands into his pockets in an attempt to keep his body language open. Crossing his arms might have looked defensive, and he really wants to avoid a fight if he can. "You know," he says, still just as casual, "they say those are bad for you."
whatawaste: (Uncertain)

[personal profile] whatawaste 2016-02-02 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Maya took a long drag, politely blowing the smoke out of the corner of her mouth, to avoid puffing it in his face. The effects of the euphoria hadn't fully set in yet, but it was enough to keep her from lashing out for the time being.

Maybe. Control wasn't exactly Maya's area of expertise.

She regarded the stranger thoughtfully, green eyes filled with appraisal. He was built like a stormtrooper. And the opening line certainly sounded like something a customer might say to her in the club. But there was something...

Well, Maya couldn't explain it. Her special little abilities, dulled though they were, still picked up something strangely earnest about him. It made no sense at all, but kriff, when had it ever?

"So's kidnapping," she replied. "Of the two, I'm not sure which is more hazardous to my health. I'm conducting an experiment."
abide: (pic#9105553)

[personal profile] abide 2016-02-02 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Opening line of conversation aside, he isn't sure what to make of her just yet. Honestly, he doesn't blame her for being out of sorts considering where they are, but she's handling it a lot better than some people he's seen. Maybe she's used to the surroundings. There are a lot of questions at the tip of his tongue, but Steve falls back into the welcoming role he'd tried to assume heading to the medbay. If they're going to make it home, everyone needs to cooperate in some fashion.

"It's not so bad once you get used to it." Food's okay, and they have working showers. He couldn't ask for more than that, really. "How's that experiment going so far?"

He makes an effort to offer her a smile despite glancing at whatever it is she's smoking.
whatawaste: (Incredulous)

[personal profile] whatawaste 2016-02-02 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
He reminded her way too much of a nervous customer, in that moment. A trooper who'd never bought a girl before, maybe being goaded into it by his battalion buddies or something. Normally, it was Maya's job to put him at ease, to pretend like he was the first and only guy for her.

But he wasn't a customer. And she wasn't on the clock.

"Getting used to kidnapping?" she said dryly. "Isn't that what they call indoctrination?"

She took another puff of her cigarette, before holding it out, offering it to the stranger.
abide: (pic#9105523)

[personal profile] abide 2016-02-04 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Around here, I think they call it an accident." Hadn't she been given the same sort of speech as everyone else? As far as Steve could tell, what the captains of the Moira had said seemed to be true. They couldn't send them home, not from the ship at least, and so far, they'd appeared willing enough to make this trip as smooth as possible. Steve still had his doubts, of course, but for now...

He relaxes a little more, shoulders straightening. "Did you come from the medbay? I could show you around." There's a pause. "If you want."
whatawaste: (Thoughtful)

[personal profile] whatawaste 2016-02-04 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Maya had gotten the speech. She just didn't believe it. It was hard to believe anything anyone in a uniform told you, when you came from the Empire. She knew that there were always lies, from the big ones the Emperor told his people to the small ones that the stormtroopers told in Pryce's club, when they were trying to win over the affections of the working girls.

Everyone lied.

But for now, it seemed, Maya had no choice but to play along.

She let the blue smoke seep out between her teeth, taking the cigarette back when he didn't seem interested. "Sure," she said. "Suppose I could use a tour if I'm going to be here awhile."

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skelepun: ([sans] 77)

[personal profile] skelepun 2016-02-02 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
From her left, appearing out of seemingly nowhere, a skeleton kicked back against the wall she was leaning on with a fixed look of cheer stretched across his skull. You didn't make it long on the Moira without hearing about the Ingress's monthly influx of new crewmates. Still, being on the other side of it was a first for Sans.

Didn't look much easier from this end, if he's being honest.

"Y'know, that stuff'll kill you."
whatawaste: Adriana Lima (Amused)

[personal profile] whatawaste 2016-02-02 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The galaxy was a big place. And there were, literally, hundreds of thousands of species roaming it. Maya had learned as much from her tenth-year holotexts. But even knowing that, she couldn't help but be a little bit bemused. She couldn't even begin to identify this guy's race.

And here she thought she'd seen it all.

She let out a languid puff of blue smoke, out of the corner of her mouth, politely directed away from his face. "Life kills you too," she pointed out. "Eventually. Haven't found a way to steer clear just yet."
skelepun: ([sans] 67)

[personal profile] skelepun 2016-02-03 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, if you wanna get technical about it," Sans agreed, grin growing even broader somehow. "You got any more of those?"
whatawaste: (Uncertain)

[personal profile] whatawaste 2016-02-03 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Maya offered him her own cigarette without ceremony. It looked like she was going to have to make some friends around here, if she wanted to get any information or any...possible escape. And she knew better than to underestimate anyone based on their appearances.

Yuri had taught her that.

"I don't suppose you could tell me what system we're in?"
skelepun: ([sans] 37)

[personal profile] skelepun 2016-02-04 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
How, exactly, Sans managed to take a drag wasn't immediately clear. Smoke drifted out through his nose and eye sockets, spurring a low chuckle out of him.

"Neat. Always wanted to try that." Looking up, Sans looked briefly confused by her question. Space fluency was a work in progress for him. "Oh, star system... nah, wish I could. This place is called Emiri. It blows."

Delivering this information with all the cheer in the world, Sans handed back her cigarette with a quick thanks.
whatawaste: (Thoughtful)

[personal profile] whatawaste 2016-02-04 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it was certainly was an interesting experience, watching him take his drag. Maya tried not to stare too much. She was usually good with aliens. Half of her customers weren't human.

But it was just so kriffing...weird.

"Emiri," she said, taking the cigarette back. Well, it was something. "Why's it blow?"

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oh my god maya

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coolskeletonnyehntyfive: (pic#9734750)

[personal profile] coolskeletonnyehntyfive 2016-02-02 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Papyrus hadn't realized how often the Ingress would be calling in new people, but he was fine with the surprise guests. It meant that there were confused people on the ship, and as Morale Officer, he had his work cut out for him!

He was still a bit roughed up from his brush with the police and subsequent imprisonment, but he seemed cheerful enough when he crossed paths with Maya. He paused for a moment, watching the smoke curl and dissipate.

"What is that?"

He knew what smoking was, but he didn't recognize the smell.
whatawaste: (Surprised)

[personal profile] whatawaste 2016-02-02 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...was that a...skeleton?

Maya wasn't often thrown by appearances. After all, her galaxy was inhabited by thousands of species, so many that even she herself had not encountered every last one of them.

But she had seen a skeleton before. Her anatomy classes back home had taught her the name of every single bone in the Human, Twi'lek, and Rodian body.

So whether she was blinking in surprise or through the haze of smoke was a matter for debate.

"Rankweed," she said.
coolskeletonnyehntyfive: (pic#9852980)

[personal profile] coolskeletonnyehntyfive 2016-02-02 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Papyrus would appear, for all intents and purposes, to be a perfectly preserved animated human skeleton. Albeit kind of a goofy one. His bones even click together a bit as he moved, though it didn't seem to bother him at all.

"I don't think I've ever heard of that! Is it a surface plant?"

Belatedly, he remembered the whole point of the Ingress. Some of the people he met, even if they looked and acted just like normal humans, were from very different places.

"From Earth's surface, I mean?"
whatawaste: (Uncertain)

[personal profile] whatawaste 2016-02-03 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Earth?" she repeated, her brow furrowing a little. At this point, Maya needed to confirm everything she heard. The relaxing side effects of the rankweed were starting to take hold.

As it was, she was beginning to wonder if the skeleton was a vivid hallucination. But she'd never had one before on rankweed.

Probably for the best.

She shook her head slightly. "I've never heard of that planet. What system is it in?"
coolskeletonnyehntyfive: (pic#)

[personal profile] coolskeletonnyehntyfive 2016-02-03 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
"System?"

That seems to throw him for a loop. He scratches his skull and considers her question, then shrugs apologetically. "I'm afraid my knowledge quantity there is tragically low and stagnant! That's the planet I came from, or more accurately, lived under! But I didn't know it came from a system."
whatawaste: (Incredulous)

[personal profile] whatawaste 2016-02-03 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Maya wasn't exactly a pilot. Pretty much the opposite, really. She hated space travel. Tried to avoid it as much as she could, although recent circumstances had made that all but impossible.

Still, pilot or not, she was decidedly thrown by the idea of someone not knowing the name of their own system. Or that all planets were in systems.

That just...didn't make sense.

"Every planet has a system. Around a sun or two. Unless your Earth is a rogue planet. And I didn't think those could support life."

Although he was apparently...subterranean?