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thisavrou_log2016-09-29 08:06 pm
buttmurdered) wrote in thisavrou_log2016-09-29 08:06 pm
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[OPEN]
Who: Leonardo Watch and YOU and your restroom(s)
When: Right now
Where: Anywhere there's a bathroom.
What: Leo is cleaning the toilets, including yours. Yes, you're reading that right.
Warnings: Secondhand embarrassment........ rip Leo.
[It's been a crazy few weeks. Or a crazy year, as it turns out. In between the crash, the time shenanigans, and.... everything else, it's been pretty weird. But that weirdness doesn't stop when the ship gets up and running again. No, it continues with one young man, who is going from bathroom to bathroom (or trying to get access to your deck) and....... cleaning toilets?]
[Yeah, that's right. With a scrubber in hand and a bucket and sponges and whatever cleaning supplies he's managed to get, it seems he's on a mission. If you're on a private deck, like the Moro, then he's just knocking on your door---]
Err, excuse me--- can I see your bathroom, please?
[Or if you're on a public deck, (especially the Nomo deck) or anywhere with a public restroom, this poor kid is getting down on his hands and knees to scrub the toilets clean, or in the shower stalls scrubbing futilely. As you come in and bear witness to this ridiculousness, he--- he raises a stained glove (you don't wanna know what it's stained with) and squawks, looking particularly emotionally destroyed]
I'M SORRY, YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE---!
[Please don't go to the bathroom while he's cleaning it. Or do.]
[Why must Leo sufffer? How did this happen? Are you sure you want to know?]
When: Right now
Where: Anywhere there's a bathroom.
What: Leo is cleaning the toilets, including yours. Yes, you're reading that right.
Warnings: Secondhand embarrassment........ rip Leo.
[It's been a crazy few weeks. Or a crazy year, as it turns out. In between the crash, the time shenanigans, and.... everything else, it's been pretty weird. But that weirdness doesn't stop when the ship gets up and running again. No, it continues with one young man, who is going from bathroom to bathroom (or trying to get access to your deck) and....... cleaning toilets?]
[Yeah, that's right. With a scrubber in hand and a bucket and sponges and whatever cleaning supplies he's managed to get, it seems he's on a mission. If you're on a private deck, like the Moro, then he's just knocking on your door---]
Err, excuse me--- can I see your bathroom, please?
[Or if you're on a public deck, (especially the Nomo deck) or anywhere with a public restroom, this poor kid is getting down on his hands and knees to scrub the toilets clean, or in the shower stalls scrubbing futilely. As you come in and bear witness to this ridiculousness, he--- he raises a stained glove (you don't wanna know what it's stained with) and squawks, looking particularly emotionally destroyed]
I'M SORRY, YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE---!
[Please don't go to the bathroom while he's cleaning it. Or do.]
[Why must Leo sufffer? How did this happen? Are you sure you want to know?]
no subject
[ He literally has not even looked at the bathroom itself, but whatever. ]
Also, by the way, I'm not a captain.
[ FUCKIN SURPRISE ]