august overflow log

[hohnkai]

This is an overflow for the first August event log.

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[sorryitasedyou]

Hold up. Let's take a half-step back and figure out just how much we need to cover. I don't know if they're actually gods, but they used to come down to Earth or Mid-- [ Sweet, words she never remembers and the one time she shouldn't fail at them. ] -- Midgard, as they call it, and people would worship them hardcore.

Also, no. I don't think so. My intern totes threw the keys into one of the wormhole anomaly things and send them into another dimension while we were in London. [ A beat. ] Have you ever heard of Captain America? [ Because that was usually a good starting point for figuring this out. ]

[sardonical]

[ Gods sound like bad news when one little druid can almost destroy all of his friends' lives, so excuse Stiles while he silently freaks out about that. Silently, but not entirely internally, because he's just going to make a series of increasingly panicked faces at her for a minute. ]

No, but he sounds like he wears spandex. Does he wear spandex?

[ At least he thinks he's funny. ]

[sorryitasedyou]

[ Welp. At least she hasn't lost her touch with surprising the crap outta people. ]

Captain America? Oh yeah. Red, white, and blue spandex with a shield. Very patriotic leader of the Avengers.

[ And this was going to be a whole sort of lesson she probably wasn't qualified to give considering her dislike of SHIELD. Sorrynotsorry if Stiles leaves with some misinformation. ]

[sardonical]

No... that was a joke.

[ He shakes his head, eyeing her cautiously. ]

You're serious? He wears spandex? People wear spandex outside of figure skating?

[sorryitasedyou]

Dude, if I had google and youtube... The things I could show you between him and Tony Stark.

[ Never forget Tony's biggest nude youtube hit. ]

It's probably some high grade material nowadays since he's no longer in the '40s, but yeah. Spandex king, totally.