I don't know where he puts it all, seriously. Crazy space hobo metabolism or something. [ Upgrade from hot homeless dude in her books because deep down, he'll always be some sort of ripped homeless hobo type in her heart.
She gives a little nod in response, knowing that mess in New York definitely made things a lot more believable. Even if she was on board with aliens before it happened. Like some sort of weird conspiracy theory hipster. Although wow, way to blow her mind right there, Bruce. She's just gonna stare for a little while to allow for her brain to catch up with that thought process. ]
I-- huh. Someone out there probably thinks we're green and gonna probe them. Holy crap. Unless they're green at which point, I don't even know.
I won't lie, I'd have loved to meet Thor when you did.
[ He's trying to picture the god dressed in any way to look like a homeless guy and he's failing completely. Although he can imagine how his way of talking would've garnered looks just as strange as some other homeless people get. Must've been even odder when he landed on Earth for the first time. At least when Bruce met Thor he was a little more familiarized with the human race. ]
Well— some of us can be green. [ haha get it. ] But I don't think that's a prerequisite to want to probe people. For the record, I don't know about you but I have absolutely no interest in doing that.
He was an interesting version of a mess. Very resilient. If I had access to my facebook, I could show you some pics.
[ Because photos are definitely worth 10000000000 words for Thor. She'd be more embarrassed by the green comment, but eh. She'll just smile because Dr. Banner isn't an alien, ok. ]
I'll leave the probing to the psycho professionals that I hope to never meet. [ Guuuuuuuuuuess who hasn't even heard of the Dark Elves yet. ] Or, maybe just no probing. Just friendship and less murder. Although I don't think that'll be happening anytime soon if what's happening at home is any indication.
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She gives a little nod in response, knowing that mess in New York definitely made things a lot more believable. Even if she was on board with aliens before it happened. Like some sort of weird conspiracy theory hipster. Although wow, way to blow her mind right there, Bruce. She's just gonna stare for a little while to allow for her brain to catch up with that thought process. ]
I-- huh. Someone out there probably thinks we're green and gonna probe them. Holy crap. Unless they're green at which point, I don't even know.
[ /inception sound ]
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[ He's trying to picture the god dressed in any way to look like a homeless guy and he's failing completely. Although he can imagine how his way of talking would've garnered looks just as strange as some other homeless people get. Must've been even odder when he landed on Earth for the first time. At least when Bruce met Thor he was a little more familiarized with the human race. ]
Well— some of us can be green. [ haha get it. ] But I don't think that's a prerequisite to want to probe people. For the record, I don't know about you but I have absolutely no interest in doing that.
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[ Because photos are definitely worth 10000000000 words for Thor. She'd be more embarrassed by the green comment, but eh. She'll just smile because Dr. Banner isn't an alien, ok. ]
I'll leave the probing to the psycho professionals that I hope to never meet. [ Guuuuuuuuuuess who hasn't even heard of the Dark Elves yet. ] Or, maybe just no probing. Just friendship and less murder. Although I don't think that'll be happening anytime soon if what's happening at home is any indication.