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thisavrou_log2016-08-01 01:25 pm
daintylegs) wrote in thisavrou_log2016-08-01 01:25 pm
[Open] PRANKS (Alternate title: Robots are idiots)
Who: Tailgate, Riptide, Sideswipe and any other sucker who ventures close.
When: They start not long after the new people arrive and keep going until someone tells them to fuck off.
Where: All around the ship.
What: In a sort of weird protest to the strict new rules, Tailgate, Sideswipe and Riptide have banded together to form the IDIOT BRIGADE, and are using this power to do stupid shit that no one asked for. PRANKS GALORE!
Warnings: Stupid robots.
[WAX THEM FLOORS]
Tailgate has been very good about not doing work lately, so he makes up for it by waxing the floors until even the sturdiest and surefooted person would stumble with how slippery the hallways are. Naturally, not all of them are done, as Tailgate is far too lazy to do them all, though he makes absolutely sure that the darkest hallways get the most wax.
[THE FLOOR IS THE CEILING]
Or the ceiling is the floor, rather, as in some common rooms, hallways, and anywhere there might be movable furniture, a certain trio has somehow attached the furniture to the ceiling. There's no reason for this other than it's something they could do and they happen to have an abundance of glue. Don't worry, they know better than to go into anyone's rooms, so most of them are safe.
[FUCKING BUBBLES]
Tailgate's original plan was to put a little extra bubbles into one of the laundry machines, and make a little, inconvenient mess. That was the plan. The thing with Cybertronians is that they're not very good at doing things, and Tailgate grossly mismeasures the amount he intended to put in. Robots can be seen fleeing the scene of the crime as the laundry room fills with an alarming amount of bubbles.
[Plastic.]
Sometimes in life you do things just to be an obnoxious jerk about it, and nothing shows this more when several doors have a long piece of clear plastic stuck at about face level. Tailgate had considered putting glue on them just to be mean, but decided that he just didn't have it in him. Instead he puts some excess glitter on them, figuring that everyone will look pretty goddamn fabulous by the time he's done.
[Bucket-o-water above the doors]
Self-explanatory.
[OPERATION: HUNT MEGATRON]
They have a mission: Hit Megatron with a glitter cannon. Where did they get the cannon and why do they have so much glitter? Let's just say that Tailgate is finally putting all the useless shit he bought on the Vacation Planet to good use. Better use it up before it gets taken away, after all. The trio can be found at various locations, such as the observation deck, dark hallways, the garden (???), and even Megatron's room, waiting patiently for Megatron to show up so they could hit him with a loud bang of glittery vengeance.
Unfortunately for them and the people around them, Cybertronians don't see in the dark any better than the humans do, so they find themselves missing a lot. The force of the glitter cannon is hardly enough to faze a Cybertronian, but for a human it might knock them a good five feet back. They aren't their target, so Tailgate will apologize like the good person he is.
[ooc: Feel free to mingle or take part in the pranking! Tailgate is more than willing to accept members into their awesome and amazing idiot brigade.]
When: They start not long after the new people arrive and keep going until someone tells them to fuck off.
Where: All around the ship.
What: In a sort of weird protest to the strict new rules, Tailgate, Sideswipe and Riptide have banded together to form the IDIOT BRIGADE, and are using this power to do stupid shit that no one asked for. PRANKS GALORE!
Warnings: Stupid robots.
[WAX THEM FLOORS]
Tailgate has been very good about not doing work lately, so he makes up for it by waxing the floors until even the sturdiest and surefooted person would stumble with how slippery the hallways are. Naturally, not all of them are done, as Tailgate is far too lazy to do them all, though he makes absolutely sure that the darkest hallways get the most wax.
[THE FLOOR IS THE CEILING]
Or the ceiling is the floor, rather, as in some common rooms, hallways, and anywhere there might be movable furniture, a certain trio has somehow attached the furniture to the ceiling. There's no reason for this other than it's something they could do and they happen to have an abundance of glue. Don't worry, they know better than to go into anyone's rooms, so most of them are safe.
[FUCKING BUBBLES]
Tailgate's original plan was to put a little extra bubbles into one of the laundry machines, and make a little, inconvenient mess. That was the plan. The thing with Cybertronians is that they're not very good at doing things, and Tailgate grossly mismeasures the amount he intended to put in. Robots can be seen fleeing the scene of the crime as the laundry room fills with an alarming amount of bubbles.
[Plastic.]
Sometimes in life you do things just to be an obnoxious jerk about it, and nothing shows this more when several doors have a long piece of clear plastic stuck at about face level. Tailgate had considered putting glue on them just to be mean, but decided that he just didn't have it in him. Instead he puts some excess glitter on them, figuring that everyone will look pretty goddamn fabulous by the time he's done.
[Bucket-o-water above the doors]
Self-explanatory.
[OPERATION: HUNT MEGATRON]
They have a mission: Hit Megatron with a glitter cannon. Where did they get the cannon and why do they have so much glitter? Let's just say that Tailgate is finally putting all the useless shit he bought on the Vacation Planet to good use. Better use it up before it gets taken away, after all. The trio can be found at various locations, such as the observation deck, dark hallways, the garden (???), and even Megatron's room, waiting patiently for Megatron to show up so they could hit him with a loud bang of glittery vengeance.
Unfortunately for them and the people around them, Cybertronians don't see in the dark any better than the humans do, so they find themselves missing a lot. The force of the glitter cannon is hardly enough to faze a Cybertronian, but for a human it might knock them a good five feet back. They aren't their target, so Tailgate will apologize like the good person he is.
[ooc: Feel free to mingle or take part in the pranking! Tailgate is more than willing to accept members into their awesome and amazing idiot brigade.]
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