[He lets out a small huff of laughter at that.]

Yeah, good point. And I wouldn't give you the full twenty all at once, anyway. Most of it's less exciting than you'd expect.

[He pauses as one particular highlight comes to mind, considering how his kid self just identified him.]

I'll say this much upfront—when you meet a guy named Harry Flynn, if for some reason you can remember this conversation, kick him in the balls. Really hard.