[Open!] For some people, the world is always ending.

[averagehero]

Who: Saitama and Anybody
When: Just after the Vote.
Where: Around the Moira
What: Being far too relaxed in the face of danger and mass hysteria.
Warnings: Copious and offensive amounts of chill.



1. Reliably late.

[Saitama had barely gotten his vote in on time. He saw the message on his MID, but ignored it until it alerted him again that this was his last chance to vote. Skimming over the stances made by each team, he wasn't really convinced by any one of them. "A combination of all plans" oh, well, look at that. He'll put forth what he assumes is a non-vote. After all, most people vote for their side to win regardless of it being a good idea or not, right? No faith.

When he goes to get lunch, even his oblivious self can feel how nervous the general crew is. He'll pile up some food and go sit down. Eyeing around, he'll comment to the person he sits beside]

What's with all the nerves?

2. Crows nest. [Closed to knaval]

[If the other members of the crew wanted to work themselves into a fever pitch, fine by Saitama, but he wanted no part. He'd actually wanted to do his job for once, since at least it was calm out in space, but instead he got shuffled away. "Too dangerous" he was told, right. When he pressed further, he got told that he could go up to the Tower if he really wanted to check on the sails. He climbed the formidable stairwell with ease, smiling at the view and.... what was that? Quiet? He'd have to remember this place for a hideout. He'll text his workbuddy using the MID, company would be nice.]

Report for work duties in the Tower. Code Black. Bring snacks.

3. Wildcard!

[Saitama will be hiding in all kinds of corners of the ship, hoping for peace and quiet. Feel free to find him napping some place he's not supposed to be or otherwise being far too relaxed on the eve of disaster. He's very used to a world in peril, this is just another day for him.]

Comments

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[armsmode]

[Genos manages to track Saitama down, again, and has his notebook in hand as usual. With no revenge quest to focus on, his attentive studies have been much more intense...]

Saitama-sensei. Are you meditating?

[Because it looks like napping.]

[averagehero]

Snnaa! [he'll catch a snore in his throat as he wakes up, almost falling over as he's simply propped himself against a wall in the Observation Deck to get some sleep. The stars were peaceful enough and... well, he's gotten lost on the way back to his room (again).]

Urg, fuck, Genos, whats up?

[armsmode]

Nothing unusual has happened yet. Were you asleep?

[averagehero]

[he'll yawn loudly, looking up into the space above them. Then observatory was so nice, he dozed right off. People weren't up here, they were preparing for the end of the world, not sight seeing]

Just wanted some peace and quiet. [and he found it enough to nap]

[armsmode]

[Well, Genos won't press him into feeling more paranoid or scared. He just looks at the stars outside the window as well.] Are you feeling better rested?

[averagehero]

Eh, my back's stiff now. [he'll pull himself off the wall, punching at his back in annoyance]

What're you up to? Getting ready for the fight?

[armsmode]

I am as prepared as I can possibly be. I have saved copies of my blueprints in your mattress, Saitama-sensei, in case I go completely offline.

[averagehero]

Eeh? Why my mattress!? Use your own! [when are you sneaking in his room gdi]

[armsmode]

[When you're sleeping on the observation deck instead of your room, obviously.]

It's in your mattress so that you know where to locate it, Saitama-sensei.

[averagehero]

[he's hardly in that room at all, but that didn't mean Genos should be poking around!!]

I'd know where to locate it in your room, too!

[armsmode]

You have not been able to locate my room successfully yet.

[averagehero]

Half the time I can't find my room, either! [SLEEPING. IN. THE. OBSERVATION. DECK.]

[armsmode]

Other locations are too public. If I'm at the risk of death, I know you will come through for me, Saitama-sensei.

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[knaval]

humans eat wood right

[jk riptide knows exactly what humans eat by now. when he climbs up onto the crows nest he has a good selection of stuff he knows saitama would like by now. spending a lot of time out in space leads to some good basic conversation.

he floats up, using his free hand to grip onto the closest rail.]

Yo.

[averagehero]

Heya, man. [Saitama is pretty cheery to see him, waving! He's sitting on the ground, looking out of the windows into space beyond. It was neat up in the Tower, faraway from everybody else. Also, it was pretty snug space, so it made Saitama feel at home. He should bring a futon up here...]

One day I want to go out and they didn't let me. Said I could come up here. S'pretty nice.

[knaval]

[aww it's nice to see saitama waving. riptide had thought him quite icy to begin with and wasn't entirely sure how they were getting on. this seems good, though.]

They didn't let you? [he carefully crouches down to drop all the snacks near egg and sits back on his haunches.] Why not?

[averagehero]

[aww shit yeah, weird space snacks! None of them are quite familiar, but Saitama has no fear, he'll eat future food with glee. He pops open a bag of something like chips, munching on them and he leans back against a wall casually]

Said iff was too dangerous or somfing. [he'll swallow] Don't want me spotted by the enemy.

[knaval]

So why is it not okay for you when it's okay for everyone else?

[riptide doesn't understand, sipping at the cute of energon he bought for himself.]

I'm just waiting for people to tell me where to punch.

[averagehero]

[Saitama shrugs, shoveling another crunchy handful into his mouth. He'll finish chewing for speaking, this time]

I'm muscle for Negotiations, because that's not gonna work. [no way in hell, once someone wanted to fight, especially over revenge, they weren't going to talk it out.]

[knaval]

That's weird. I'm on defence but I think we're kinda waiting for how negotiations go.

[riptide isn't an ideas guy. he just does what he's told.]

I guess they were hoping for the best if they didn't let the muscle go.

[averagehero]

They want revenge, don't think talking is going to change that. Whatever, I could go for a fight. [he likes fighting, it's fun. Everybody else might be nervous or frightened, but Saitama's only fear was getting stuck on the enemy ship or launched into space.]

[knaval]

[riptide leans back, looking at the stars above them.]

They're not exactly wrong for what they want.

[averagehero]

I got a buddy whose all about revenge, but I don't get it. Guess I never lost anything all that important.

[knaval]

They did tell you why all this was happening, right?

[is this poor guy about to get a shock...]

[averagehero]

Sure? Someone rampaged their planet and they want revenge, right? [picking at his ear, it's not that he doesn't know, it's that he doesn't really care.......]