Starscream needs a new roommate

[aerospacecommander]

Who: Starscream and Rewind!
When: Sometime during the first week of June
Where: Moro Room # 018-019
What: Starscream touching Tarn's things
Warnings: Nothing right now



Starscream's first thought upon entering the room he was assigned to was that it had to be a mistake. The wrong room. There was no way. Bodies were strung up along the wall. Cybertronian bodies. It wasn't as though the sight of death disturbed him, no, far from it. But hanging them up like decorations? That was just plain weird.

Besides, they looked eerily similar to Megatron. Though he hadn't seen or spoken with him, he heard through the grapevine (IE: Ratchet) that there was one hanging about. But he also said the words 'Megatron' and 'is an Aubotot' in the same sentence so it was possible that Ratchet is just delusional.

But these bodies definitely had a Megatron look to them. Perhaps they belonged to him or someone who had a Megatron fetish.

And these thoughts plagued him until he met his roommate. Tarn or something? Who names themselves after a city anyway? And that guy most certainly had something wrong with him.

Which brings Starscream to where he is now, back in the room wit the creepy wall decorations. Starscream finally decided he had enough and besides his roommate seemed like a stick in the mud who needed to be harassed.

And just them hanging up there staring at him while he recharged at night was something too much to handle. So he took them down one by one and put them in Tarn's general area.

Which might have been fine and good if he just left it like that but he decided to pose them. First it was out of boredom and then because he got some sort of stupid thrill out of pissing someone off for doing it. He put them in the most obscene positions he could think of and then stood back to observe his grand creation.

Comments

[sousveillance]

Rewind wouldn't ordinarily have been going near his supposed quarters, but curiosity and the hope that Tarn finally got moved (surely the captains wouldn't let him room with another 'bot after what he did to Riptide!) led him there now. And then, standing in the doorway, his first thought ended being, "I'm glad I have a camera stuck to my head", because what he was witnessing was too incredible for words. It was good to know he'd have concrete proof it happened, later, when it would undoubtedly begin to seem like a hallucination or a photograph carefully altered by an image manipulation software.

At first, he was stunned into total silence. Then, a nervous giggle escaped and five seconds later, he was leaning against the doorframe, convulsing with helpless, hysterical laughter. That sure was a bunch of Megatron look-alikes arranged in poses he'd deny knowledge of in front of Ultra Magnus.

And that sure was a familiar 'bot in the room, too, but Rewind couldn't think of where he'd seen him before. Something about him nagged at his memory, but trying to search his archives in the middle of a laughing fit was tricky.

[aerospacecommander]

Starscream was far too focused on his work to realize someone else had walked in. Thankfully it wasn't Tarn but rather someone far smaller. He turned instantly at the sound of laughter, fully ready to either shoot or come up with a verbal excuse to what was going on. But his expression shifted from alertness to a more a relaxed state when he spotted the small mech.

If his memory is correct this is one of Blaster's minis. Rewind or something. Starscream didn't really keep track of them all.

"Well, I'm glad someone else appreciates my hard work. But what are you doing here?" And what was he going to have to do to make this little one keep his mouth shut and not go running to Tarn.