[You know what's a normal thing to see on any beach?
A giant suit of medieval style armour, at least eight feet tall and covered in spikes. Totally normal, right? He's having a little trouble with the sand, it keeps shifting under his huge feet in annoying ways and making him stagger.
Like now, when he stumbles sideways and tries to break his fall by grabbing the nearest thing. Which happens to be Charles' beach umbrella, dragging it down sideways and snapping the spokes cleanly.]
Beach
A giant suit of medieval style armour, at least eight feet tall and covered in spikes. Totally normal, right? He's having a little trouble with the sand, it keeps shifting under his huge feet in annoying ways and making him stagger.
Like now, when he stumbles sideways and tries to break his fall by grabbing the nearest thing. Which happens to be Charles' beach umbrella, dragging it down sideways and snapping the spokes cleanly.]
--Oh! Oh, I'm sorry!
[Whoops.]