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Who: Jasper etc.
When: Pretty much whenever this month
Where: Various prompts
What: Various prompts
Warnings: Jasper is a jerk

1: SELF DEFENCE CLASS
A couple of times a week, Jasper teaches self-defence classes in the rec area. They are not the best taught classes there are – Jasper is kind of the quintessential mean drill sergeant gym teacher – but if you're willing to get yourself learned how to punch and you're not a complete feeble disaster, then you will, at least, get learned how to punch. I'm not gonna tag through an actual lesson, but if you want to thread something with your character and Jasper while she stands around waiting for everybody to show up (or for everybody to leave) I am hella down for it!

2: LATER IN THE DAY
It's well after her class for that day is over when Jasper sneaks back to the rec area.

Or, well, perhaps 'sneaks' isn't the word – Jasper carries herself with the same decisive, commanding air as usual as she makes her way through to the exercise equipment, but there is nonetheless something furtive about the way she glances around the area to make sure there's no one else around. It's late enough that she feels like there shouldn't be... but... She needs to make sure, before she does what she's about to do.

What she's about to do turns out to be attempt to use the weight machine. She has, in the past, pooh-poohed the concept of 'working out', finding the fact that humans and organic life forms need to work to maintain their physical traits rather than possessing them innately kind of absurd (although she supposes it explains their having no biologically defined roles, inefficient though that might be). But she's kind of curious. Eyes narrowed, she tugs on the machine with one large, orange finger. What if...

3: THE KITCHEN
Today's dinner was terrible. So terrible, in fact, that you feel it is necessary to go to the kitchen to complain.

Unfortunately this brings you face to face with Jasper, who after months of weekly kitchen duty has... well, she's made progress. She's managed to grasp by now that not literally anything organic can constitute food, and she's been taught the difference between necessary amounts of cooking versus charring a meal into a blackened mess. She's not poisoning anyone. It's just that some of the finer points of things like... flavour combinations, or and acceptable amounts of seasoning... continue to escape her.

(Not least because she point-blank refuses to put any of these things in her mouth. She knows what happens if you eat stuff, thank you very much.)

"There a problem?"

She does not look sympathetic.

4: WILDCARD
If you want to run into Jasper elsewhere, she can be found on Moro deck checking in on her cats, outside Peridot's armory looming at people trying to seek entry without an appointment (she thinks this is a little silly but whatever, she's Peridot's bodyguard), or... more or less anywhere except the gardens, mess hall or swimming pool, pretty much!

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"What?" Tarn demands, incredulous. "Do you mean to tell me that this contraption isn't a device of torture meant to crush humans?"

He crosses his arms, feeling slightly foolish, but refusing let it on to it.

"It would be a much better invention, in my humble opinion."

"Hah! You think they'd just leave it lying around where anyone could use it if--" She breaks off as a thought strikes her, and scoffs. "Well, the ones in charge of this ship probably would, actually... But that wouldn't be a very good torture device. It'd just kill them."

"Not necessarily." Tarn starts, tapping his chin with a clawed finger. "Slowly adjusting the weight bearing down on the victim would not only cause massive ammounts of physical pain as it crushed vital components, it will also cause emotional and psychological distress as the inevitable outcome is drawn out into an impossibly long event."

Get with it Jasper, this is the most basic torture guideline.

"Hm."

Jasper looks up at him with slightly narrowed eyes - scrutinising, but not really suspicious.

"You do a lot of torturing?"

"I do what needs to be done for the Decepticon Cause." Tarn explains, adjusting himself into a more comfortable crouch. His optics dim as he smirks behind his mask.

"Sometimes it involves getting my hands a bit dirty."

"Just sometimes, huh." Jasper doesn't look particularly impressed, but she doesn't look particularly offended either. She does look curious, but that's mainly because Tarn is very large, and therefore not as easy to dismiss as she would like. "So what's the Decepticon Cause, exactly?"

Tarn perks up, brightening as Jasper expresses curiosity.

"You see,” he starts, adjusting himself for optimal balance, "the Decepticons are a faction of Cybertronians who, rather than sit enslaved by Functionism, preferred rising up and bursting from the shackles of a flawed society and institution. Overthrowing the senate, emancipating the manual classes…nothing was beyond Megatron as he rose from the ashes having brought a dangerous idea to reality. We were a free people with the right to prosperity and happiness.” Tarns eyes twinkle behind his mask as he reminisces, remembering the early days of the way. It was magnificent.

"But, he didn’t stop there. The prejudice and injustice that my people rallied against did not end on Cybertron. In an Anti-Mechanical universe it didn’t take long to identify thousands of potential threats which we aimed to eliminate.

And that struggle, in itself, is the Deception cause. Eliminating every threat to Cybetronian happiness— foreign or domestic. Creating a free and equal universe for my people to thrive."

Listen… she’s asked.

Jasper doesn't know much about Cybertronians beyond the fact that they're generally pretty big, and they have a limited ability to change shape, and they're mechanical, so most of this goes right over her head. Her eyes narrow a little, cautious.

"So you're, what, some kind of revolutionaries?" She does not sound like she approves of this idea.

"Exactly so." Tarn confirms, nodding slighly. His eyes dim as he squints back at Jasper.

He doesn't like the tone of her voice.

She arches an eyebrow, shifting to put the other hand on her hip instead as she eyes him judgementally.

"And what exactly are you revolting against?"

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His already painfully low tolerance threshold is brought even lower.

"I've just told you." Tarn grinds out, "Or is your species so mindless that it must be told simple concepts twice before it understands."

"'The shackles of a flawed society' isn't very specific," says Jasper, folding her arms.

Tarn glares fiercely as Jasper, leaning in closely.

"Let me rephrase that for you to better understand. My job is to rid the universe of bigoted ingrates like you once and for all. Creating a mechanical utopia for my fellow Decepticons without a smear of whatever race you happen to be. I'm revolting against you." Tarn prods Jasper in the middle of the chest with one of his absurdly pointy fingers.

Jasper puts a hand on his enormous pointy finger to push it away. She couldn't beat the massive Cybertronian at arm wrestling by any means, but she's definitely a good deal stronger than her size should suggest. She looks down at the mechanical finger, and then back up at his face, eyes narrowed.

"Doesn't sound like much of a revolution."

Tarn looks down at the hand pushing at his finger. To his surprise he can feel it more than he had anticipated. Jasper is much stronger than her size would suggest.

Still, Tarn doesn't quit, unable to let this insolence slide.

"What could you possibly know about revolution. You barely seem to grasp intellectual concepts at all."

Her eyes glint.

"I've helped put revolutions down before," she sneers, showing teeth. "I've destroyed countless pompous, idiot rebels. I can tell you about it, if you want."

"Oh, please do. I'd really like more fodder for my growing venom towards you."

Tarn would like to see her try to fight him. It would be a pleasure to feel her crush beneath his fist.

Jasper snorts.

"Where I was made, there was a group of rebels who wanted to destroy the gem Homeworld's colonisation efforts on that world, so they could stay there frolicking in the organic life and disregarding their responsibilities to their Diamonds." She takes a step forward, pushing his hand to the side. "We eradicated them."

As her hand touches his to push it aside, he’s winding it back to punch her, clearly over this inane conversation. He pauses. Through all his outrage he is somehow still listening to what she's saying.

Her background isn’t overly different from what he does for the Decepticons and he finds conflict welling inside him of him.

“Likewise, I have been known to eradicate those who stand with organics. My main duty to the Decepticon Cause is to hunt traitors and cowards who have turned away from us or aided the Autobots. As leader of the Decepticon Justice Division, I serve little purpose other than a form of extreme performance management."

She raises an eyebrow, curious, when she sees him hesitate. She was fully anticipating violence at this point, but...

Hm.

"Justice Division, huh?" She is a tiny bit jealous? Outright torture isn't really her bag, but Jasper can get behind the concept of justice -- tracking down traitors and pummeling them certainly sounds like a better time than escort duty.

"That's right." He affirms, still unsure of what to think of this conversation, and Jasper in general.

He doesn't make any aggressive motions towards her at least.

"Doesn't sound so bad," muses Jasper. "So, what, who're these 'Autobots'?" The way he said it -- the leaders they usurped, maybe? She decides she is, perhaps, willing to consider the possibility that Tarn's faction might have been rebelling against something worth rebelling against...

Tarn's shoulders relax slightly as he becomes more confident. Jasper's aggression seems to have waned slightly, bringing his with it.

"The Autobots are cowards. They weren't willing to make the sacrifices necessary to make change. They chose to fight Megatron and stand against the uprising of the manual classes."

... Or maybe not. She's not leaping to any conclusions just yet, though, just watching him skeptically with narrowed yellow eyes.

"Manual classes," she repeats. "You said that before. That's... what, workers? Soldiers?" She cocks her head. "Ones who didn't want to do what they were supposed to do, right?"

"Any Cybertroian who's alt mode lent itself to dirty work. Miners, haulers, constructibots... they were all treated as little more than slaves just because of the frame they were created with."

Tarn ignores Jasper's skeptical stare, intent on getting his point across.

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