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thisavrou_log2016-03-01 02:40 pm
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Entry tags:
- *intro log,
- all about j: j,
- danger days killjoys: the girl,
- death note: l (crau),
- mass effect: clone shepard,
- mass effect: nihlus kryik,
- mcu: natasha romanoff,
- mcu: wanda maximoff,
- metal gear: kazuhira miller,
- metal gear: liquid snake,
- metal gear: solid snake,
- metal gear: venom snake,
- red vs blue: agent texas,
- transformers mtmte: cyclonus,
- tron: rinzler (crau),
- undertale: asriel dreemurr,
- undertale: frisk,
- x-men movies: peter maximoff
( march intro log )
Who: Everyone
When: March 1st and on
Where: The Moira + Ceta
What: The crew finds themselves on the planet of Ceta
Warnings: Potential sci-fi creature death. Please label your content!
When: March 1st and on
Where: The Moira + Ceta
What: The crew finds themselves on the planet of Ceta
Warnings: Potential sci-fi creature death. Please label your content!
I N T R O L O G |
"Arguments on their nature are refuted by those who return to shore, wide-eyed with tales of their savagery."
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No, really, that doesn't happen often.]Anakin Skywalker.
[Dropped title and everything.]
You? Do you have a designation, or--?
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Dude...
[A beat.]
That. Is the coolest name. Do you? I mean, can you? Humans can't fly though, I thought. They need like a ton of gear! And planes. But can you seriously walk in the sky?
[Sideswipe... why. Why are you this much of a stupid child. And he's already forgotten Anakin asked him anything at all, because this is awesome information right here.]
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It's...more like a metaphor.
[He pauses and then pushes back with a little more insistence this time.]
You?
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Slightly less awesome, but only slightly. Just, like. The tiniest bit.
[He holds up his fingers a fraction of a space apart, to demonstrate. Before blinking rapidly.]
Oh! Whoa, sorry! I didn't -- Sideswipe. [And here he shoves a hand forward, like a normal human would offer for a handshake. Because that's what humans do, and this is a human, right?] I'm Sideswipe! Fastest bot in the universe!
[No you're not.]
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So what, your job is to ram into things?
[Or he could just be prone to sarcastic pedantry.]
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[HIM? HAVE A REAL JOB? Please, Anakin you've mistaken him for a productive member of society.]
I used to be a street racer, back on Cybertron, then I got drafted into "Save the Earth from Decepticon Criminals".
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[At least the name sort of makes sense, but the imagined visual is much too funny to keep a straight face.]
How did that work?
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[And this is where he steps back a bit from Anakin, to give them both some room. And... just plain folds down into a goddamn sportscar. Like it's no big thing.]
[Waving a rearview mirror at his new buddy.]
See?
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(He's only given this same extension to a narrow few: the one he built himself, and Padme's astromech, both of which had, over the course of a few years in the war, switched ownership by proxy, given what each had been designed to do; and if he's going to give Obi-Wan a lecture on Artoo's "more than a droid" importance, the feeling isn't too complicated in the long run.)
It is strange, however, to get a clear sense of life from something so mechanical. The force has never been known to work that way, and it's that much more baffling when said...not-a-droid is transforming right in front of him from something vaguely humanoid into...well...a vehicle.]
Nice trick.
[
Could he sound more like an excited parent, right now?]no subject
[He stays in his alt-mode for a moment or two more before transforming back. Complete with a little flip onto his feet at the end. Showing off? Definitely.]
[But since this is a conversation and not just the Sideswipe Show, he hunkers down again, still grinning widely.]
See? That's how the street racing thing works. Except there's credits involved and sometimes energon and hey, if you win a lot, everyone thinks you're awesome.
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[Aww, he means it even. But really, what else can he say to that BUT the truth? It's absurd, and fantastic, and unrealistic, and insane, and he would really hate to see that kind of technology in the wrong hands.]
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[Sideswipe are you posing? Stop that right now.]
[But he can't help it. Someone is praising him. He has to preen a bit.]
... wait what's a droid?
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Short for android? We actually don't use "robot" often anymore. Old space pilots stuck out in the middle of nowhere considering retiring on a moisture farm on the Outer Rim, maybe.
[He shrugs. Effectively, they're dancing around terms he's always known as interchangable.]
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[He shrugs. Because clearly that's going to explain everything.]
Wait, what's a moisture farm?