"Let's see, after attempting to murder me, he decided to steal something of mine."

She conveniently leaves out the part where she shot first.

"I'd put him down if I were you, darling. Stole your face and committing dastardly acts with it! Unforgivable, really. The ultimate faux pas."

Aurelia wiggles a little uncomfortably in Clark's grip.

"...Additionally, I bid you put me down before you stretch my coat beyond repair." A beat. "The non-murder way."