Vault House Mingle Log

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Who: The Borderlands Cast of Region Three's Vault House (+Guests, but do these fucks really have friends?
When: All March Long/Until we make another one
Where: The Vault House
What: Shenanigans
Warnings: M for Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Mature Humor, Strong Language


Catchall for any and all bullshittery that may crop up behind closed (or not so closed) doors.

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[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

[Zer0 looks back up at Rhys, this time without being intentionally creepy. He actually has to stop and think about that for a moment. Pandora had some really... interesting people on it, but Zer0 couldn't place this guy's face anywhere.

Awkward.]

Back on Pandora? / I can't say I remember. / How unusual.

[presidentfuckboy]

Ah. [That explains a lot. Like the distinct lack of <3 emotes. Rhys is absolutely positive he would be drowning in them otherwise.

It's a disappointment, but at least it saves him from a lot of future embarrassment. He doesn't need help with that.]

It happens with the Ingress. Don't worry about it. It's... not a big deal. [If his pitiful expression is anything to go by, it is the biggest deal ever.]

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

It's done this before. / The Ingress is useful, but / A pain in the ass.

[Okay Rhys says it's not a big deal, but that face he's making suggests that it's actually something super horrible, like someone dropkicked his favorite teddy bear into a volcano, or he had to exist near Claptrap for more than five minutes. Positively tragic.

Does Zer0 feel bad about it? Probably not, but he can't help but be curious about this whole thing.]

How did we meet?

[presidentfuckboy]

[For a moment, he considers embellishing the truth, like he did with Angel. But it's probably not so safe a bet to lie to the other person involved. Not yet involved? Alternate timelines are a bitch.]

It was at this... what'd they call it? Death race or something equally murderboner-worthy... in this huge old Atlas facility bandits took over. You killed the boss. And a skag -- a little one. I killed a big one, with your sword. It was awesome. [Someone give him a medal for actually not exaggerating. Even if it is completely unbelievable.]

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

[Bandits having a bigass death race wasn't farfetched for Pandora, so at least that much sounds totally legit. As does Zer0 murdering bandit bosses and skags, he did that like every five minutes for funsies. The idea of this dork killing much of anything, let alone with Zer0's sword was a little out there, but there was no reason not to give him the benefit of the doubt. Crazier things had happened on Pandora, after all.]

You don't seem much like / A death race sort of person. / Just tossing that out.