Cúrre (
hownkai) wrote in
thisavrou_log2016-01-01 12:09 am
( january intro log )
Who: Everyone
When: January 1st and on
Where: The Moira + Emiri
What: The crew finds themselves on the planet of Emiri
Warnings: None, but please label anything you do that needs a warning
When: January 1st and on
Where: The Moira + Emiri
What: The crew finds themselves on the planet of Emiri
Warnings: None, but please label anything you do that needs a warning
I N T R O L O G |
"I used to live in a room of mirrors, and all I could see was me..."
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"Consider my self-esteem bolstered," he grins as the guy kicks out a chair for him, and Varric very happily throws himself into it, leaning forward with his forearms on the table...although he lifts one up to wave a demurring hand as he's offered a drink. "Trying to cut back.
"So you're minding your own business, shopping for the best bedlinen money can buy, or imbibing some kind of illicit substance in a dark alley, or doing an honest day's work - I won't judge - when before you know it you're sitting in the middle of the void with no idea what in the sodding hell you did in your life that brought you up to this moment. What do you do?"
A glance at the bottles. "After getting into the sauce."
Literally.
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"Nice story. Good n' vague, those are my favorite." He winks, as if sharing a conspiratory secret. One he's not quite ready to spill the beans on, not completely. The ketchup helped certain things along their way, sure, but Sans didn't technically have lips to loosen.
"You'll have to be the one buying the drinks if you want my story, pal." A beat. "Though I guess the drinks are free here, huh? Heh, guess you're out of luck."
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"Oooh." He makes a motion like a wince, eyes narrowing minutely for a second as he grins. "You know if you don't tell me anything, I'll have no choice but to make it all up. Thrilling escapades fighting the legendary skeleton war. An epic quest to throw your best jewellery into a fiery mountain. Causing a foreign national incident by mixing up the words for 'goat' and 'insurgence'."
...Quick pause. "Although you might be able to distract me with free drinks."
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"Not gonna lie, pal, I like your version way better." Unable to quiet his rolling chuckle, Sans takes a few moments to compose himself. It isn't often someone gets him quite this good. It's enough to make him think back to his friend behind the door.
Not that he dwells there long. There's a wise-cracking tiny human across from him, he doesn't have time to be chasing ghosts.
"How 'bout we play a game. S'my favorite game. You don't gotta say anything about anything." A percussive tap rings out as Sans smacks his hand down, signalling for more drinks. "You say something you've never done, and if the other person has done it, they've gotta drink. Interested?"
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"Never Have I Ever?" He loves that one - it's worth getting ass over tits drunk just for the entertainment from the rest of the table. "You've got yourself a game."
He's getting up to get himself a drink as he goes on, "Usually I play this with people I already know, tell really specific stories they've all done and watch everyone get too drunk to even remember what they did this morning, so this'll be something."
When he comes back a minute later, it's with more ketchup for Sans...and something he opened, tasted, decided it would do and took it. It's actually cooking sake.
And a cup. He has some class.
"Right." He fills a cup and gestures to Sans. "Your game."
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Well, that's what games were for, right? Sans took the bottle, showing a distinct lack of class as he upended the bottle towards his mouth. He doesn't drink, though. Not yet.
"Alright," pausing, for effect, "never have I ever been a human."
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He leans forward just a little, playing his part as the guy - maybe he should ask for a name at some point? Nah - pauses dramatically...then his face crinkles in a wide grin as he leans back and, though he raises his cup to the attempt, pointedly doesn't drink. In fact, he's already thinking of his own question.
"Never have I ever..." The pause is partly for effect, partly to consider how to word it, "been killed and then reanimated."
Hey, start simple. Simple and nonsensical. But he's been working on a vague 'human who was killed then reanimated as a skeleton with blood magic and possible spirit involvement' theory for at least two minutes.
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But there was neither enough time nor skull-capacity to dwell on that particular mystery. The non-human was putting out his own feelers, it seemed, and Sans was drunk enough to look momentarily baffled by the question.
Did it count as reanimation if the circumstances of your death were erased...?
Nah.
Sans drummed his bony fingers on the side of his glass, letting a rolling tink-tink-tink fill the silence. He did not drink.
"Never have I ever wished I could get back home."
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(How the hell do you become a walking skeleton without some sort of reanimation at work?)
"Do I wish I could go back home..."
His first reaction is that right now? He wants to stay here and see how it pans out. He wants to experience every damn thing this ship has to offer, get to know everyone on board, poke into everything. It's been in his mind for a while already that his ability to help the Inquisition is limited, and his desire to go back to that is limited to that of a housewife who doesn't want to leave her burning house.
But then he thinks of Kirkwall, a city he may not specifically want to go to now but did the whole time he was in Haven, then later Skyhold - of getting back to his home and rebuilding it, making it into something he recognises as his home again, that all of the people in it can recognise as their home - scars and warts and all. In that moment, from his expression of thoughtfulness comes something inadvertently more wistful, raw. All he can think to do to deflect from it...is drink, and he does.
"Kirkwall isn't exactly the kind of city anybody travels to on purpose, but it's home." He peers at his cup of alcohol. "And this isn't half bad."
Anyway, Varric's momentary emotional lapse aside, he considers Sans, tapping the side of his cup with a decidedly quieter thunk on the ceramic.
"Never have I ever used magic in any way."
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Kirkwall, though. Aside from the fact that it probably contained at least one wall and a dude named Kirk, Sans was at a loss. He filed it away. Later.
Right now, he has a drink to take.
"Heh, that's an easy one." Sans grinned, looking almost bored while he lifts one bony finger skyward. In an instant, his glass rises from the table ensconced in a blue glow. Once finished, the glass drops back down again, sloshing ketchup onto the table in the process.
"Never have I ever gotten so drunk a new pal is probably gonna have to drag me to my room later."
Sans hesitates a moment, and then drinks at his own question.
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But putting that aside, Varric's gaze flickers to the glowing glass, follows its progress up from the table, then he nonchalantly wipes a spatter of ketchup off his own cup with a finger before sucking it off his fingertip.
So, a mage. He knows people who would instantly be profoundly uncomfortable - but Varric's never been one of those people. People are people, and demons aren't always magical. But it's something to make note of.
And then he's taking a drink of his own, emptying the cup and chuckling as he immediately pours himself a new one. It's not entirely true - he's never had to be carried anywhere by someone he hasn't known for years, but it's not a point he's going to begrudge. Besides, he's got a fair of drinking to do to catch up.
"Never have I ever not been called Varric Tethras."
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"I don't buy that for a second, but alright. Never have I ever been called anything but Sans." He stopped a beat, snickering before taking another drink of his own. "Shit. Well that's not true, either. Guys like us, pal, we get called all sorts of things."
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Varric laughs in a way that's very close to a cackle and drinks deeply. "OK, maybe I lied a little. That's not the only name I've been called since I've been here."
Shoutout to
Tailgate Tiffany, wherever he may be right now.
"Never have I ever been directly responsible for blowing anything up. Yet."
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"Alright," he broke his ponderous silence, finally. "Define blowing up. Does there have to be collateral damage for it to count?"
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...Yeah, OK, as if that matters when you're drunk. Varric is not drunk, he's not there yet, but there's a pleasant kind of heat in his blood that means it's coming soon enough. He just has to keep helping it along.
"Have you ever caused an explosion without doing collateral damage? I'm impressed. I thought that was half the fun of blowing shit up."
Still grinning, he swirls his drink in his cup and then says, "How about non-magical explosions. The magic kind is cheating."
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"You'd be amazed what sort of stuff goes down in a lab, my friend." He took the drink, and then a second. After all, the non-magical caveat was a latent addition to the rules. It was only fair he drink for both.
"Never have I ever fallen madly in love."
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"One of these days I'm going to ask you what does go down in a lab where you're from."
But he has a drink to take, so he does - another glass gone, and he's pouring the next.
"She's back in my room, I'll have to introduce the two of you."
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It's rude to talk about people who might be (are...?) listening, after all.
"Oh yeah? That's lucky, getting kidnapped with your girlfriend." He paused a beat. "Wife?"
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"Very lucky, if you ask me. I don't know how I'd manage without her." He raises his cup as if toasting her, then gestures with it to Sans. "I'll introduce the two of you sooner or later." ...Then he realises that if Sans only knew what Bianca was, that could have been taken very badly, and he snorts to himself.
"Right... Never have I ever...seen an alien. Before I ended up on this ship, that is." Apparently everybody and their mothers around here just takes this whole extraterrestrial 'we come from outer space' shit entirely in their stride.
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Sans was already pounding back another swig in response to Varric's question. He could have stopped short at merely another sip, but with the bottle so close to empty...
Dropping it back on the table triumphantly, Sans looked caught in a giggling daze.
"I'm won't alien to ya. Most of the stuff aboard this tub is pretty new to me." The pun was weak, but in all honesty Sans was getting a little fargone. This was about the point where his brother would storm in and princess carry him to bed. He was late this evening. "But hey, never have I ever complained about my lot in life."
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And he's still laughing as he drinks. "If I could make coin out of complaining about my lot in life, I'd never have to do business again. I could retire to Rivain and write books from the comfort of my villa or...some shit."
He stares at his empty cup, eyes the bottle. "Andraste's ass, I'm drunk."
Didn't quite see that coming.
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"N' you're a writer. Damn. I got a million more questions now." He leaned forward abruptly across the table, gesturing with an empty ketchup bottle. "You gotta write me something for my kid brother's bedtime stories, alright? He'd flip for something personalized."
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"Andraste is the spiritual wife of the Maker," he says, trying to affect a pious voice and doing very badly at it. "The founder of the Chantry and the source of its teachings..." He snorts into his drink. He's not good at piety, despite ostensibly being Andrastian.
"You might have to ask me when I'm sober, otherwise I'm not sure he'd be able to read it." He drinks, but now it's just for the sake of it. "Unless deciphering it's half the fun."
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"Nah, nah, I'll help you start. Okay. Here y'go." Steadying himself in a vain attempt to quell his laughter, Sans began. "Once upon a time, there was a super great skeleton who was awesome at everything he tried."
Another drink, another gesture in Varric's direction.
"Now you."