Soaps, soap operas. You know, those girly shows that come on everyday? Lot's of people cheating on each other and lying and having babies. Mom's like them, but they're kind of dumb.

[To a teenage boy, at least. Peter likes a little more action. Or the cartoons his sister insists they watch together.]

It's not, like, actual soap. I don't really know why it's called that. Or operas either.