[Would Dorian ever hurt you with magic Adam? Okay would Dorian ever intentionally hurt you with magic Adam? In spite of his flare for it, he's extremely cautious when using it in close proximity to someone he actually likes. Unfortunately for you there are no pumpkins or mice, it's just a quick adjustment to the arms of your shirt and you are very welcome to it.

Glancing up, the mage contemplates his companion for a second, rubbing his chin thoughtfully as he mulled over this word badass, certain it doesn't mean what he think it does, but going with it regardless. He'll eventually get used to the idea that hot, cool, and amazing all mean the same thing, even if they shouldn't.]

I'm not entirely certain how objective I can be about your ass, Adam, but I dare say it's not bad.

[Now ask him what he really thinks?]

Oh? Well I wouldn't mind seeing how inflated your ego can really get if left completely without supervision or constraints.