[ She smirks a little bit. ] Not quite. It’s causes diarrhea and some other problems which is why you only save it for the real assholes. If you just want to make someone’s vodka taste bad, you could always sneak some white vinegar into it. Corrupting good vodka, though… [ Dutch makes a tsk, tsk, tsk with her tongue and laughs. ]

You don’t have to drink it straight, you know. There are lovely things called cocktails. You mix alcohol with juice and other things that mask the alcohol’s taste. [ Dutch smiles. It feels a little bit like she’s doing something wrong by teaching someone the pro’s of drinking, but that’s a feeling she can easily shrug off. ]

Hey, with low standards you’ll never be disappointed.

[ The story of her life. Except the statement isn’t entirely true and Dutch knows it. Still, she smiles and shrugs her shoulders. ]