I want it all and I want it right now

[harderfasterwrecker]

Who:The idiot robots brigade of the Moira and their rescuers.
When: During the kidnapping adventure
Where:One very large compound owned by a very rich jerk.
What: So it turns out, this guy likes Robots. And so it was easier to do their drama like this than try and make a mess all over the event log.
Warnings:Same as the event log. Talks of all sorts of things like murder, forced captivity, sex things, really really bad attempts at understanding organic sexual practices. All sorts of things.


To no one's great surprise, the Cybertronian's ended up in trouble. One very particular buyer, a one Mr. Yaj O'nel, saw the collective on the markets and snatched them all up one after another until both Decepticons and Autobots were housed under his roof with various other mechanisms and slaves.

He was the sort to have all sorts of transports in his garages and so the possibility of living ones was obviously....quiet attractive. Mostly to deal with their very large sizes, they were shoved into a similar area, and they were all forced to deal with each other, much to the distain of all involved, though they were all much less fond of their captor and his various helpers, for once having something of a common enemy.

Due to his particular likes and dislikes, both flyers had been assigned to other tasks, one to sport and one to basic labor while the two grounders and the boat were assigned to more questionable pursuits. Of course, they were quite confused about the nature of such things because organics are gross and do gross things and really all of their knowledge came from a strange mash up of nature documentaries and twentieth century daytime TV, neither being particularly effective at explaining.

Eventually, at least, someone was probably going to be able to follow the lead to where the bots were to come and get them, but until then...Well.

They're just going to have to wait it out.

Comments

Starscream complaining

[aerospacecommander]

[Starscream's life is pain. Well, not really, it could be worse he supposed but he was still being forced to do work against his will. The treatment wasn't the lowest he's ever seen on Cybertron, but it was still pretty terrible. Fortunately Starscream seemed to be fairing better than his other mechanical comrades.

That wouldn't stop him from complaining though or from being absolutely stubborn and refusing to do what he's told. Because he's a Decepticon and he can take it. Mostly.]

When I get out of here, I'm going to blast them to atoms! And then blast those into even smaller particles. And when I'm through I'll find a way to regenerate them and do it again and again!

the only organic in this log

[swaddledog]

[ Furiosa, on the other hand, keeps her mouth shut. Slavery was something that had been a large factor of her life; while this was hardly terrible compared to the slavers of the wasteland, she knew well enough not to mouth off and instead bide her time.

The huge mechanical person bitching was going to get himself slapped around, and it wasn't going to be any of her business, but she puts the box she was carrying to give him a dull look. ]

Oh yeah? And what's your plan to get out of here?

the best organic

[aerospacecommander]

[Oh he probably will but that won't stop him from mouthing off. It's what he does.

He also didn't realize anyone was actually paying attention to him rant. Oh well. His gaze shifts to the small human.]

I haven't fully decided, but it includes "kill everyone" as a prominent factor.

flexes

[swaddledog]

[ Figures even the giant metal robot wouldn't have a plan. ]

I figure this is your first time then. Slavers generally account for their stock wanting to murder them.

[ She picks up the box again, moving over to where it's supposed to go, then slides it in place. While she's working she observes her tools, then looks over at the guards to see how closely they're watching. ]

[aerospacecommander]

Yes, but slavers generally make one large mistake.

[He finally moves to pick up a few of the boxes and moves over beside her kneeling down to place one in the area she put hers.]

They rarely account for me. And yes first time with this species, but I've been in worse spots.

[swaddledog]

You sound incredibly cocky for someone without a plan.

[ She lifts a hand, wiping the sweat off her brow. When she arrived, they had cut the short blonde hair that she had allowed to grow back down to the buzz cut she had sported as an Imperator. She understood the reason -- she wasn't fit as a sex slave for imperfections, and certainly they wanted their labor slaves to not spread parasites. ]

After killing the guards, what's your plan to get back to the ship then?

[aerospacecommander]

I have every reason to be.

[He speaks with a small shrug before glancing in the direction of the guards to see what they're doing.]

And getting to the ship is the easy part. I just have one small problem.

[Optics dart back to the woman and he pauses to think for a second.]

That I may have found a small solution for.

[swaddledog]

[ She could sort of see where this was going, but she leans against a box so she could look up at him with less neck strain. ]

And why should I stick my neck out for you?

[ Certainly she isn't really the type to be rescued rather than the rescuing, but she wasn't exactly space worthy on her own. ]

[aerospacecommander]

Because my new friend I can fly. And I'm going to make guess that you cannot. But I'm going to need a small favor. Basically you help me and I'll help you.

[If he finds her to be useful, Starscream has no problems with taking a human with him even if saving them isn't something he'd normally do.]

[knaval]

[riptide is laying on his back and barely even looks at starscream, instead raising an arm to the heavens to emphasise his point.]

Why don't you do it now then, mighty Starscream?

[aerospacecommander]

Oh, I will. But I might have to make a detour to crush some Autobots first. As a warmup and all.

[Though Starscream feels like this would be murdering a really stupid, defenseless animal in the case of Riptide.]

[knaval]

Uh huh. Well, come on then. I'm waiting.

[maybe he's just got a lot of pent up frustration and wants a fight, too, maybe he's just bored.]

[aerospacecommander]

Well, if that's what you want ...

[Sure why not? He'll at least go over there and kick Riptide in the side a few times.]

[knaval]

[riptide grabs starscream's leg and yanks as hard as he can.

fuck off pal]

[aerospacecommander]

[Well. Are you sure you want to do that? Because Starscream tumbles and falls directly on top of Riptide.]

[knaval]

[riptide yells loudly, kicking at starscream and trying to punch his face.

his horrible, ugly face.]

[aerospacecommander]

[And Starscream does the same. So much kicking and punching. If he thought he could get away with it he'd just try and rip his head off.

But you know, people would get angry and stuff.


So he'll just try and punch him into submission.]

[harderfasterwrecker]

[Whirl is flopped across the floor of the cell and makes his claw move with Starscream's mouth, the way most people would make their hands talk.]

Bllllaaaaahh blah. Murder blah blah death blah blah blast their frackking faces off.

[He says this in a completely monotone voice. Which is very monotone.]

[aerospacecommander]

[Oh, look at this annoyance. Starscream still doesn't like him.]

I can grab a new face for you if you want. I'll just rip one off and you can put it over your head.

[harderfasterwrecker]

[Whirl tips his entire helm back enough to look at him. Which means that basically his head is flat on the ground looking at Starscream upside down.]

If my face is such a problem for you, why don't you donate yours?

[Clack clack goes the claws.]

Oh, wait. I don't want to look as ugly as you, Screamtwo.

[aerospacecommander]

[That's rather creepy looking. But okay. Starscream has seen weirder.]

Oh oh. You're touchy. And here I was only trying to help. But if you want to continue looking like Shockwave forever, then that's your prerogative.

[harderfasterwrecker]

[Whirl makes a vague sort of growling sound in his vocalizer. It's really a very ugly sound.]

Better than looking like you, you sorry scrapheap!

[Whirl swats at him with a claw, he's probably long enough to actually smack him.]

[aerospacecommander]

Is that jealousy I hear? I think it is.

[Come on. Starscream could totally go for a fight. So go on and smack him. He'll grab a hold of that claw.]

[harderfasterwrecker]

[Whirl makes a no longer vague growling sound and when Starscream grabs him, Whirl takes advantage of it to try and yank him over.]

Hey! Why don't you come a little closer and say that to my face!

[]Whirl has the ability he's going to knock Starscream clean over.]

[aerospacecommander]

[Starscream falls onto the ground, but that's not going to stop him from trying to lunge at Whirl and punch him in his optic.]

I would if you had one.