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( february intro log )
Who: Everyone
When: February 1st and on
Where: The Moira + Emiri
What: The crew finds themselves on the planet of Emiri
Warnings: Mentions of a corpse. Please label your content!
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When: February 1st and on
Where: The Moira + Emiri
What: The crew finds themselves on the planet of Emiri
Warnings: Mentions of a corpse. Please label your content!
I N T R O L O G |
"There will be no prison which can hold our movement down."
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entertainment! im using action because prose...my age old enemy....
A-alright, I'll humor you.
[The old man'll lean against a nearby wall, his arms folded over his chest as he watches Sans cautiously.]
Who-- wh-who's there.
AW YEAH bring it on old man
Boo.
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Boo who.
[please have a good punchline Sans don't disappoint this poor old man]
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Aw, c'mon, the Moira isn't so bad, gramps.
[Delivered with all the grinning glee of someone who really didn't know the difference.]
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....y-you know what? I'll give you that one. Fif-fifty points to... Gryffindoor, for actually having the balls to tell such a shitty joke like that.
[But you know, he can also appreciate bad jokes too. They're criminal, really but the reactions were always priceless.]
How about this: Wh-why'd the skeleton have to go to the hospital? [He's PRETTY sure Sans' heard all the skeleton jokes but still.. he can't resist]
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Gee, I dunno, man. [He grinned, joining Rick against the wall in anticipation of the punchline.] Why?
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Heh heh, I knew a doctor once who had a few jokes like that. [Beat.] Always had me in stitches.
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Y'know, for a skeleton you... y-you're pretty humerus. R-really hit me in the funny bone, that joke did. [someone stop these two]
I-I bet you know a skele-ton of those kinds of jokes, huh? Heheh, yeah. [His smile widens a little more, and he looks at Sans curiously.]
But the real question is: i-if you and another skeleton get it on, would 'ya call it boning?
jesus
I dunno, never had the opportunity, most people tend to look right through me. [He winked, holding out a hand.] Name's Sans.
im so sorry
Rick Sanchez.
[He'll give the hand a single shake before taking it back, and he gestures with one of his hands towards the.. general vicinity of the ship.]
So you been here long? O-or did you get the pleasure of being dragged onto this ship in the middle of this... whatever's been going on here?
ilu so much
[He gestured to nothing at all, somehow exemplifying exactly how much of a shitshow Emiri was.]
Trust me, you catch on quick.
and ilu....
[Rick shrugs slightly, not looking particularly bothered by the actual shitshow this place was.]
You ever been stuck on a planet where literally every living being is some kind of hipster douchebag? There's always this... just constant stream of whiny little punkass bitches complaining whenever they see someone wearing the same colour of clothing as them. They got their shitty Modest Mouse and.. J-Johnny Eats World or whatever playing on every speaker in town.
Wh-why is it a whole planet of hipsters, anyway? It's practically mainstream to be one at that point it's-- i-i-it's a fucking paradox.
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Heh, can't say I have. We've only got one hipster where I'm from, but he can be a real ass. [Ohh, that's good. He'd have to remember that if he ever got back to Grillby's. It would kill.] You do a lot of space travel, old man?
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You name it, I-I've been to it. [Usually Rick's not one to talk about his space travel in front of random strangers, but he can dig Sans' humor! Lucky you, skeleton man.]
It's not even just space travel, been across dimensions and alternate timelines. M-met another Rick before who's a totally clean guy-- thinks he's above us all j-just 'cause he doesn't enjoy a good drink every now and then. Fucking asshole. [Getting off track a little bit, but Sans can probably get the idea here.]
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What did this guy know, exactly?]
For real? [He blinked, trying to comprehend how much of this guy he should be taking seriously. The dude did smell like he liked taking dips in a pool of acetone.] How'd you manage that?
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Portal gun, yo. [He says that like it's the obvious answer.] Th-that baby can make portals to any dimension you can think of. It can do other planets o-or different locations on the same planet you're currently at, too.
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Weird.]
Oh yeah? Sorta like a shortcut machine. Sounds pretty slick, you have it on you?
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Ah, too bad for you.
[He'd say I do, except the tone of his voice says it quite nicely in return.]
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What, y'saying you've got one yourself? [He sounds a tad incredulous. Like, surely Sans is just fucking with him, right? He wouldn't stick around if he had a portal gun himself, so surely he doesn't have shit.]
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Sure do, it's right over there.
[He pointed, just past Rick's shoulder.]
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Voip.]
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...what]
...are you fucking with me?
[He looks behind his shoulder again, feeling vaguely uncomfortable with Sans having just disappeared like that.]
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