... Oh? [he turns in his seat, arm on the couch and his chin on that arm. He looks a bit like the Cheshire Cat, toothy grin and all] Aren't you perceptive? Usually I have to be a little more obvious before someone points it out. Definitely lacking a bit in tact though.

And who said anything about using it? It's just nice to have it! [is he being real? ... Nah, but it's not like he's doing anything to really hide the fact he's being kinda facetious about it]

I'm sure that will change. That sort of thing comes and goes with this ship. Why, you just missed the old monthly scheduled crew homicide! Or well, you would have, if the captains hadn't cancelled that program. [he turns back around] But that sort of description.... Sounds like you chose a pretty interesting career path back home.