So you've got audio input too? Handy.

[ Funny, sure. He smirks to himself as he helps himself to the personnel data option - and look, his motives aren't even nefarious! It'll just tell him where to send this thing, if anywhere at all. The chances of finding a match in the directory are negligibly slim, he's no fool. ]

Let's see if any of your pals are around before we dump you off at the space lost-and-found.