lostsymmetry: (audio)
Hank (mainframe AI) ([personal profile] lostsymmetry) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou_log 2016-08-11 09:47 am (UTC)

[...wait, wait, what now? The mainframe promptly forgets all about trying to listen in quietly. There's a scrambled oscillation of static, surprise audibly stalling out with what sounds oddly like the noise of an old dial-up modem.]

<Oops. I'm sorry. Standard facility protocol guarantees-->

[No, no, facility protocol can go jump in a segfault. The robotic monotone cuts out as quickly as it triggered, leaving the mainframe's own voice practically tripping over itself.]

Whoa, wow, wait, seriously? I mean, please confirm but, really, what?

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