[...wait, wait, what now? The mainframe promptly forgets all about trying to listen in quietly. There's a scrambled oscillation of static, surprise audibly stalling out with what sounds oddly like the noise of an old dial-up modem.]
<Oops. I'm sorry. Standard facility protocol guarantees-->
[No, no, facility protocol can go jump in a segfault. The robotic monotone cuts out as quickly as it triggered, leaving the mainframe's own voice practically tripping over itself.]
no subject
<Oops. I'm sorry. Standard facility protocol guarantees-->
[No, no, facility protocol can go jump in a segfault. The robotic monotone cuts out as quickly as it triggered, leaving the mainframe's own voice practically tripping over itself.]
Whoa, wow, wait, seriously? I mean, please confirm but, really, what?