[Yes. Very unfortunate. Almost like walking right into it. Which is, of course, exactly why she'll be making a completely intended joke out of this.]

Hm. Judging from the preoccupation with swords, I don't know if I'd go that far.

[#sickburn. Which would probably be sicker if it were delivered to the Dave guy in person, but, well, there's only so many levels of sick you can take before you need to open up a hospital.]

But yes, I should be fine. If not, well, I'm sure some other well-meaning adult will be along shortly.