[Finally! A human not too creeped out by him to shake his hand! Cue internal squealing.]

It's so good to meet you! I've never had roommates before. I've never even had a room before, or a bed.

[He stands with hands on hips overlooking the small living quarters and measly bunk as if it's a vast kingdom of worldly possessions.]

I don't know what in the world I'm supposed to do with all this stuff.