[ Okay. Well. He's gotta roll with this now. He can do that, he's rolled through more absurd conversations than this, somehow. ]

I think you'll quickly find that I am a one-of-a-kind individual.

[ He shrugs, the picture of modesty. It helps flawlessly mask the fact that he's internally screaming. ]

It's the jawline, probably. I wouldn't worry, chicks are into it.