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[If he thinks it's funny, he doesn't show it (probably he doesn't think it's funny. Possibly he's heard it before), only responds with a short grunt.
Luckily, he knows how to live in barracks. He doesn't anticipate this arrangement being a problem, as long as the dog is house trained.]
Don't plan on being here often. I'll stay out of your way.