[She's got to think about it a little, damn causality.]
Dave, to the great misfortune of anyone who doesn't like to receive terrible rap remixes in their inbox. [He's something like a brother, except more of a green clone goo version thereof. Bit difficult to explain to strangers, though, she imagines.] A great boon if you're in to charting the ins and outs of boner related crises at any given time, though. I can't stress that enough.
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Dave, to the great misfortune of anyone who doesn't like to receive terrible rap remixes in their inbox. [He's something like a brother, except more of a green clone goo version thereof. Bit difficult to explain to strangers, though, she imagines.] A great boon if you're in to charting the ins and outs of boner related crises at any given time, though. I can't stress that enough.