( unfortunately for him, emily is well versed in the ways of assholism. the only difference is she manages to make it sound so cheerful, all while wearing a shit-eating grin under that helmet. ) Aw, are you offering to put that in someone for me? That's so sweet!

( her hand is still stuck out in the air, waiting for the object that has yet to to be returned. ) I assume you have the proper credentials for that kind of procedure. So, what's your name, doctor? Or nurse? ( she's got her eye on you, buddy. you ain't no physician, but she wants to see where this goes. )