Yeaahhhhh anyway-- [ Why did he offer that. That was a huge mistake. A list is always a ton of work and he hasn't done any paperwork in months. It's been glorious. ]

You won't believe what you missed! We had a vacation at a beach, then a ship attacked and that went as good as you'd think it would, and then next thing I know, bam some organic wants to get touchy feely with me and is keeping me as some kind of slave.

It was terrible.

I'm going to come get you. We can chat in person.